I'm telling you my Brothers and Sisters, you better lay your hands on....

[kentuck]

your computer and get down on your prayer bones and pray because a day of reckoning is coming! The hypocrites will run to the rocks to hide but the rocks will not hide them! There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth when they are kicked out of their big White House! They will swell the nation like a band of locusts with their protestations and tongues of fire! Be not weary my children, for with the faith of a little mustard seed, they will disappear like darkness at the rise of sun. Let me hear an Amen.

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. AMEN!!

Did I get it right? :D

[kentuck]

2. You got it!

:)

[NNN0LHI]

3. What is that saying again? Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition n/t

[LastDemInIdaho]

5. You're Close

Good food good meat good God let's eat.

[LastDemInIdaho]

4. Sheep

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo,m he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. Put your hand on the can...

and say JALAPENO!!!

Someone hand me one of them there snakes. A big, poisonous one. Nasty critter. Him and me gonna make friends. ;-)

[kentuck]

7. And the Good Book says ;

For if you have the faith, ye shall pick up serpents. But personally, I don't trust nothing the Good Lord didn't give legs...:)

Did the Bible really say, 'Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked a mile'? That would be impressive, would it not?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. I don't know about you, Kentuck...

But if I got cheated out of legs, I would be in a perpetually foul mood and chronically want to bite someone's ass too.

Maybe it's just me? :shrug:

Now, as regards the tree thing: Don't they have bars where, late at night, people do that sort of thing for enjoyment? ;-)

[kentuck]

10. And the meek shall inherit the earth....

Blessed are the peacemakers for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. The Bible is so full of ammunition. :)

[RC]

9. Well Jesus was suppose to be able to work miracles.

:evilgrin:

[Brucey]

11. When Bertrand Russell was arrested,

the jailer asked his religion and Russell said "agnostic." The jailer said: I don't know what that is, but I guess we all believe in the same God. Russell said that kept him smiling during his entire time in the klinker.

[kentuck]

12. Then there was the right-winger down in Florida that accused his opponent

of being a "practicing heterosexual" and won the election because the voters thought anything with the word "sex" in it had to be bad...:)

[Capn Sunshine]

13. HALLELUJAH AMEN LORD ALMIGHT BROTHER!

I Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
the power Kentuck!
Loooooooooooooooooooord Almighty YES!