NRA has guns for kids media called: Kooky Kidz Korner

[donsu]

http://www.gunguys.com/sotm.htm

The National Rifle Association's

Kooky Kidz Korner!


We here at Gun Guys are all about responsible gun ownership. That's why a certain new brand from the best friend a paranoid, disenfranchised, UN conspiracy theorist ever had (the NRA) has us more excited than Sean Hannity at Nixon's estate sale.

We're talking about the NRA Kooky Kidz Korner, a fun-filled jaunt for your young one into the exciting world of buying guns, using guns, and carrying guns. If you've got a child, you owe it to them and yourself to make sure they spend a little time perusing the Kooky Kidz Korner!

After all, for too long children have been a major strategic liability in a homeowners attempt to protect himself from dangerous criminals, the NWO, and wishy washy democrats. Children were nothing but targets...victims waiting to happen. As such, one had to devote considerable energy to protecting them from all threats: real or perceived.

Once your toddler has taken a trip down NRA Lane, you'll be amazed at how quickly they'll be able to empty a clip of .357 ammo into that pesky monster in the closet. Then when they're done turning "Mr. Merbopali" into swiss cheese they'll have that pistol cleaned, reloaded, and cocked faster than you can say "big bird."
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[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. My kid will definitely join their KKK.

:sarcasm:

[htuttle]

2. And remember kids,

If you can handle a gun, you never have to listen to your parents again.

If they tell you to do something you don't want to, just shoot them!

Just the thing for a sullen 16 year old!

[lenidog]

3. I am unsure about your sigh

Is it at the NRA or the guys who created the parody web site?

[cdb]

4. It's a parody site, come on!

and it's pretty damn funny...

[Sequoia]

5. You'd be surprised how many kids do shoot guns at that age.

Guess you've never been down south. All a bunch of gun packing hillbillies I tell ya.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. Yeehaaa!! Learn to kill people and other critters fer fun!

C'mon kids, you can be just like yer Uncle Goober and shoot off guns, bash y'self in the head with (empty) beercans, wear designer sheets, and slaughter defenseless animals between pissing contests!

Hell, for advanced classes, you kin learn to zero in on smartass classmates and even parents who won't cough up the dough for that AK-47 and XXLG jockstrap just like our Great President Wears. (Cucumber not included).

[RebelOne]

7. Yup, in most states, kids can start hunting

at 10 years old and some states even younger.