The man who speaks to God, the man who receives his instructions from God,

[burythehatchet]

the man who derives his moral clarity from his apiritual rebirth, cannot seem to be able to judge deep throat. As quoted in this AP article
dear leader seems to be experiencing a little haze in his moral clarity. "It's hard for me to judge",President Bush told reporters. "I'm learning more about the situation."

Its hard work george, its hard word you asshat.

[HockeyMom]

1. God talks to Bush,

God talks to BinLaden. Different side of the same coin. Equally dangerous.

[LittleClarkie]

5. God's talking, but nobody's listening

He may have to drop a rock on George's head to get him to listen. (Hellooooo, George. NO, I did NOT tell you to go and attack Iraq. Sigh)

[fooj]

2. This post made me think of the song by Bright Eyes...

"When The President Talks To God"

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

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What moral clarity????

peace.:patriot:

[burythehatchet]

3. I wasn't familiar with that song....

pretty damn good and accurate

[ComerPerro]

4. Translation: I am a fucking idiot, and I haven't been told what to say yet

[fooj]

6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good one!

peace.

[ComerPerro]

7. I mean, seriously. Have you ever noticed

That whenever Bush is asked to comment on a situation, he either declines comment because he "needs more information" or is "unfamiliar with the situation", or he describes it as:

Troubling
Puzzling
Intersting.


And God help him if he actually decides to ad-lib.


But he wouldn't even offer his own opinion last year on the Superbowl Halftime Show, with Janet Jackson.

The official story, when he was asked for his thoughts on the matter, is that he "fell asleep during halftime".



Lame, lame, lame!

[burythehatchet]

8. heh..heh..I need to check with mah base..heh..heh

ass

[atommom]

9. You see how quickly he can mess up even a simple, rehearsed

answer (even if it's recited directly into his ear). Can you imagine the chaos if he were allowed to ad lib more often? It would be fun for US, that's for sure. :rofl:

[Shoeempress]

10. Exactly how f'd up was he for the entire decade of the 70s?

Watergate was everywhere, 24/7. He has to "learn" about it?

[burythehatchet]

11. I was 14 and couldn't help but watch all the hearings n/t