Another Cheney fashion faux pas...

[Neecy]

Cheney today addressing the Air Force Academy graduating class...



Is he trying to out-cowboy Bush for 2008?

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Color of the hat is totally wrong.

Bad guys are supposed to ride in wearing black hats.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. All hat, no cattle.

[DemonFighterLives]

3. Is that real?

What a dork. He needs to remind us, good guys wear white hats.
:puke:

[smoogatz]

4. What fuck is he thinking?

He went from McKenzie brother to Flatt and Scruggs. Guess the clown suit was at the cleaner's.

[Bluebear]

14. Mackenzie brother lolol

Do do do do do do do doooooooo. Beauty, eh?

[kliljedahl]

5. Too warm for the parka & boots I guess

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Kerrytravelers]

6. Surpirse he didn't pull a shrubbie and come wearing dress blues.

Don't you love it when chickenhawks masquaread like brave men in uniforms they never wore?

[bluedeminredstate]

7. His LBJ look

He needs a beagle to twirl by the ears and a new plan for Medicaid and he'll be all set. Bush already appropriated Roosevelt and I don't think he'd want to emulate no Massachusettes Libruls even if they did get a lot of skirt!

[doodadem]

8. HA!

I'll have to tell my husband that his nifty new Resistol cowboy hat looks like Dick Cheney's! Difference is, we actually OWN horses and at least one cow....

[Kurovski]

9. It's officially the crown of Neo-Con royalty.

Wolfowitz should get one. Maybe it'll keep him from spitting on his own head in public(k).

[Octafish]

23. Absolutely. In Alabama, men with cowboy hats are property owners.

A reporter friend of mine who worked there explained: "No one wears a cowboy hat in Alabama except the property owning males. They ALL wear them. It's code to distinguish them from everybody else."



The little turd from Crawford.

[Richard Steele]

10. So that's the ASSHAT I keep hearing about on the internets!

[Kurovski]

15. Hehehe...

Best one yet.

[librechik]

11. that's where they hid the gigantic new on/off switch

"absolute power" eats up the megawatts.

[expatriate]

12. It's Paw Cartwright! Gee golly, Paw!

It's May there, right? Is it so cold Unca Dick must wear a hat? And even so, what's wrong with a derby? A nice Homburg? A fedora? Even a black cowboy hat to go with his suit?

He reminds me of the kiddie show host in the town where I grew up, Buckskin Bill - except Buckskin had a matching suit for his white hat.

He's gonna ride the range after he gets finished shaking those hands.

[fortyfeetunder]

16. Did anyone play the Bonanza theme yet?

what an outfit!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. "They call me The Deferment Kid"

[EFerrari]

17. The Deferment Kid!

:rofl:

[wicket]

22. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG, that's PERFECT! :D

[BigBearJohn]

18. can you say "LAUGHING STOCK"?

[ngGale]

19. He needs a power grid or an oil well...

sticking out of the top. He's looks ridiculous!

[funflower]

20. OMG. He's running.

:scared:

[kiki]

21. They're the Ewings!

Congratulations - your country is now being run by the cast of Dallas.

[DistressedAmerican]

24. Great Shot! I Smell A Graphic Coming On!

[DistressedAmerican]

27. All Ready!

[Theres-a]

30. Nice

[holboz]

25. Is it me or is he getting fatter?

Could be the hat. We may have a nominee for Clinton and Stacey!!

[Kurovski]

32. He seems to be fatter. I think the mini hospital they built

for him under the VP's residence, and the round-the-clock medical attention has made him say "To hell with diets!"

That Dick, she's such a madcap, isn't she?!

I wonder how much the taxpayer has forked over to keep this war criminal's diseased heart pumping?

[GOPisEvil]

26. Was the hat a gift from the Academy or graduating class?

If not, then wearing it looks stupid.

[Kurovski]

33. Hey, I never thought of that.

Maybe the class gave it to him for the purpose of public humiliation, or to make the statement that Dick the draft-dodger is only playing cowboy. {as expressed in Post #27 by DistressedAmerican)

[formercia]

28. To hide the horn buds on the top of his head

anyone have a branding iron handy?

[Theres-a]

29. WHAT!!!!

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :patriot:

[Javaman]

31. "they're wearing hats, so will I"...

what a colossal jackass