Caption this Rummy pic...

[sabra]

[whistle]

1. I took a shit this morning and it was hard, smelly and only this long!

[DistressedAmerican]

2. After The Procedure It Will Be THIS BIG!

[BiggJawn]

3. "I only let Karl put this much in. Smilin' Bob he ain't..."

[teenagebambam]

4. I'm pinching your head! Pinch, pinch, pinch!

[EST]

5. "This is the difference between Colin and Condi..."

Ya' bedder buhleeve it, John Bolten's mustache is so prominent for a reason-nuttin' grows good inna shade.

[Johonny]

6. Now

that Koran was only this deep in the toilet. That's not really a flush is it?

[Sabriel]

7. "I looked at the sun this morning, and it was only this big!"

"So how can a teeny thing like that possibly provide enough solar power to help us become less dependent on oil?"

[yashuryabetcha]

16. you got it

[EST]

8. Waall, it might be skinny, but ya godda admit it; it sure is short.

[EST]

9. How' bout-

Alright now, you've seen Saddaam in his underwear. Was I right or what?

[BurtWorm]

10. "Damn it, Midge, if you ask that question again,

I'm gonna have to whip it out and show you."

[lapfog_1]

11. "I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing... " - n/t

[kittenpants]

12. "Now I'm going to drink from my imaginary glass of water."

[Endangered Specie]

13. "My nose will be this long after this press briefing"

[Mizmoon]

14. "It was jes a weeeeeeee wittle drinkie ..."

:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "I swear O'Reilly has a loofah THIS thick" n/t

[BringEmOn]

17. Crip-4-Life