Attention Taliban fathers/brothers/stalker boyfriends!

[madhat]

New technology to make sure your woman behaves!

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/about.html

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Oh please tell me it's a farce.

[Beaverhausen]

11. I think it is

I went to the website for "Contagious Media" and it looks like this was created as a fake.

At least I hope so!

[madhat]

2. Don't miss the testimonials.....

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/testimonial.html

[FuzzyDicePHL]

10. SICK!

The testimonial from the father says, "Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™."

I'm a little confused. To me, monitoring your daughter's heartrate and body temp seems a bit overprotective. Perhaps clearer wording would have been, "Now I can rationalize my overbearing and controlling personality and play it off as being a concerned parent while I invade my daughter's privacy! She need never know that I don't trust her!"

[FuzzyDicePHL]

15. Less confused now

since I went to the contagiousmedia homepage and found blackpeopleloveus.com!

[ewagner]

3. I wonder

if they sell it in a Burkha(sp) model too?

[Bluebear]

4. "she will never know it's there!"

"The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!"

Oh. My. God.

[Bluebear]

5. "Due to overwhelming demand, the panties have SOLD OUT."

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/order.html

[elehhhhna]

6. Who's gonna wear THOSE granma underpants. Please.

[sarcasmo]

7. The freepers will be buying these buy BULK.

[patdem]

8. Do they have 'tighty whities'? or boxer shorts??

Men seem to be the worst cheaters..so do we get to monitor their movements? Men's movements...reminds me of bathroom humor.

[dogday]

9. The Alarm goes off if the panties are off for longer than a minute

[theboss]

12. This is hysterical

I want a case. We can put them on monkeys to monitor their behavior in the wild.

(Everyone realizes that this is a joke, right? RIGHT?!?!?)

[Coexist]

13. what a funny concept

a lot of neo-con husbands and fathers would love for them to be real!

[mark11727]

14. What happens if it's their KID wearing those...?

Out lookin' fer yer WIFE and findin' yer SON...? D'OH!