Idiot Son: Maleable. Trainable. Unprincipled. Unintelligent. He's Perfect

[Stinky The Clown]

Idiot son is a gangster's dream. He's the perfect front man for an international crime family.

Maleable:

Idiot son has no ideas of his own. But, like a sponge, he takes in whatever is fed to him by people who surround and control him. Lacking any core values, he can be bent and molded to suit a task or a mission. He's a political Gumby.


Trainable:

He is capable of learning certain actions, certain words, certain physical and facial expressions. He is taught these by his handlers, who, in turn, are directed by the boss of bosses. Whatever they wish to be said and wish to have implanted in the public consciousness, they teach him to say. A political wind-op organ grinder.


Unprincipled:

He is devoid of core values. He knows neither guilt nor regret. As he carries out his handler's instructions, so does he sleep soundly and with a smile on his face. There is no job too low, too devious, too uncaring, too hurtful for him to carry out. They ask it - he does it. No questions asked. A perfect lying machine. A political motorized shark on wheels.


Unintelligent:

He's absolutely flawless at staying on message because he's incapable of deep thought. He's the dumb guy in the movies why's always there at the boss's heels, asking "Whadda ya need me ta do now, Boss?" A political Fredo, but without the propensity to speak out of turn.


Yes, he's the perfect political tool for a crime family bent on world domination and the destruction of the peoples that stand in their way.


Actually, that picture was too kind. This one, where he's threatening his audience, is more appropriate.



This postulation brought to you by Stinky The Clown and Google Images.

[Patchuli]

1. He is completely evil

and I, as a liberal progressive Christian, pray for us all.

[catzies]

2. Nice! I like how your mind works.

:thumbsup:

[Stinky The Clown]

7. So you like sick, huh?

:thumbsup:

;)

[uppityperson]

3. Another good photo essay.

Thank you Stinky The Clown and Husb2Sparkly

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Superb post!

Here is another view of Idiot Son that needs to be seen..another insight into his soul:

[Cleita]

5. Apparently they tried to teach him a new word, dissemble, and

he couldn't even get that word right.

[Auntie Bush]

6. Excellent post! So now should we call him Gumby instead of Chimpy?

[Stinky The Clown]

9. I'll stay with 'idiot son'

but its a hard choice ..... so many names to choose from .....

[elshiva]

8. I'd rather have Gumby as prez! He was a good guy,

goofy but he actually helped to save other claymation critters from the zombie-like blockheads.

[Dudley_DUright]

12. I would even take Pokey the horse

over Bush.

[elshiva]

13. They'd make a lovely Prez/Veep team, doncha think?

[Dudley_DUright]

14. As an animated figure myself

I am always in favor of my fellow animated characters getting involved in politics (even if I am celluloid animation and Gumby/Pokey are clay stop action). :-)

[Stinky The Clown]

15. I usta have a gumby eraser ... I rubbed his head off

:)

[elshiva]

23. YAY! Right on! Too bad, Dudley cannot run for prez

He's a Canadian!

[leesa]

10. I've often wondered how GH cold do this to his own son.

Babs could because she's cold as ice. This could very well end with his son being executed for treason if he is found guilty in a trial. Is it all worth so much for them?

[Stinky The Clown]

11. He's got better sons

This one's dumb and expendable

[Individualist]

24. They remind me of the movie, The Manchurian Candidate

Original version starring Laurence Harvey.

[lonestarnot]

16. Love this post as I despise bushitler! Nominating!

[driver8]

22. I agree -- excellent post!! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

17. Here ya go Husb2Sparkly:

:D

[KG]

18. your assessment is spot on.

[mopaul]

19. big dittos

[Paradise]

20. Orally and Visually... Analysis Aced! n/t

[RPM]

21. must be why they want to run Laura next....

:eyes: