Is the government preparing for a big attack??????

[demgurl]

http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/national/national_article.aspx?storyid=36469


Washington Officials Seeking Giant Shrink-Wrap Machine

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Officials in Washington state want to find a machine that can shrink-wrap something big.

A human body.
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Officials say the process would make transporting a big number of bodies easier, while also sealing in biohazards like anthrax. And they say it's more respectful than letting bodies sit around like they did after the Asian tsunami.
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So what exactly are they planning for us now? I shudder to even think about it!!!

[katinmn]

1. !!!???!!!

Jeebus!

[spacelady]

2. Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!! n/t

[ET Awful]

3. They want to pre-package us for when the Visitors arrive

[woodsprite]

6. Is "V" coming back on? n/t

[ET Awful]

9. Not that I'm aware of, but the DVD is readily available :) n/t

[wicket]

4. Ummm....wtf??

:kick:

[Algorem]

5. You don't want them doing a sloppy job like this with you do you?

I mean come on!Get with the program.

[woodsprite]

7. We're also alot lighter if we're freeze dried. n/t

[Al-CIAda]

8. Depopulation plans no doubt. n/t

[Syncronaut Seven]

10. Will USDA require nutritional information on the packaging?

Ya know once you irridiate that sealed package It'll be good for at least 5 light years of travel to it's final markets.

[MadisonProgressive]

15. Damn, I hope they don't put our weights on the package!

[KansDem]

21. Yeah, or our ingredients...

How much high fructose corn syrup and sodium, not to mention artificial flavorings and colorings, does the average American body have? And what about the fat content?!?!

[MadisonProgressive]

26. You're right. But it's not about us, it's about that criminal BushCo!

[berni_mccoy]

11. This is for all those left behind

After the rapture. They'll have a lot of bodies to process.

[Kurovski]

17. No, we'll all be left to live in misery.

But I don't get it. If all the crazy assholes are gone, won't war and bad times be gone too?

[berni_mccoy]

19. For them to go to heaven

Won't they be leaving their bodies behind? Or is that not how it works ?

[Kurovski]

20. No, their clothes, shoes, depends and anything

else they're wearing will be left for us to dump in the nearest Goodwill reseptacle. There is some debate on that point.

I often wonder how many Fundie business guys will leave behind Sears Suits with hot-pink lace panties in the pants.

See, you're thinking spiritually, the extremist Xtians don't. They think heaven will be a place with hot dogs and nice roomy self-cleaning houses (or maybe certain Baptists will do that cleaning for you} A nice big suburb without homos and jews, EVER!

And you get to keep your body.

[dmr]

23. That's the problem

All those crazy assholes will still be here!

I was thinking about this this morning. Won't Jerry, Oral, Pat and crew be embarrassed when they're left behind?

They really ought to be thinking about that now before it's too late.

Repent guys! Quit swindling money from the masses, saying unChristian things and just behave yourselves - who knows, you might have a chance.

[tinrobot]

12. Transporting a big number of bodies?

Ohhhhhhh.

Kay.


I am now a little bit freaked out. Thank you.

[doublethink]

13. Story came out Feb 18 ......

So wonder if Olympia got their shrink wrap machine ready to go yet? Hmmmmmmmm ..... and why would 'Home Land Security' be paying out grants on such things while Bush and Co. cut border patrol agents? :wtf: does this machine have to do with making us more secure? $50,000.00 .... what other grants are out there and for what? :think: Just Asking? Peace :)

get your grants here ...

http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/display?theme=18&content=4206

[Kurovski]

14. Washington state is in the Ring Of Fire.

We're bound to have a Tsunami sooner or later.

Although where I have a house, we'd all be taken out to sea, and likely there would not even be land left.

Seattle also is an enormous port city. (Gee, thanks George, for doing squat in protecting our ports, you miserable, self-serving, incompetant piece of plague-infested shit!}

Notice how this administration leaves so many oppurtunities to let another attack "happen" if they need to?

[RBHam]

16. There are NO coincidences.

None.

[earth mom]

18. So is this for 9/11 Part Deux-the West Coast Version?

Sure sounds like it to me because YES! I'm on the fricken West Coast!

Maybe it's time to get the hell out of dodge! :scared:

[driver8]

22. WTF?? These guys don't miss a trick, do they??

If they put half as much energy into helping people as they do killing them, the world would be a much better place.

[demgurl]

24. I am just very nervous we have not really heard a thing about this.

Most things at least leak out a little but this is too creepy for me to imagine what they have in store for us.

[converted_democrat]

25. I don't know why, but this really disturbs me, really bad...........