the religiously insane don't want to see nipples thru clothing

[donsu]

http://www.canada.com/ottawa/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=87634608-b248-44c7-b1bc-d6e8ef4771f3

Nipple-negating technology declares war on female breasts

-snip-

Sixteen months after the Super Bowl's tempest in a C-cup, war has been declared on women's breasts. From Desperate House-wives' deployment of digital nipple-erasers to Victoria's Secret's nipple-negating bras, a campaign is under way to conceal one of the natural features of the female breast.

The producers of TV's Desperate Housewives have reportedly spent thousands of dollars digitally removing the nipples from on-screen images of actresses Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan.

In discussing the show's "nipple problem," series creator Marc Cherry tells the Philadelphia Daily News: "Certain actresses really don't like to wear bras. And we try to accommodate them as much as humanly possible. ... So we've done a lot of blurring."

-snip-
----------------------

makes me want to go out in the streets and show my old nipples to the world.

THERE WOULD BE NO HUMANS ON EARTH WITHOUT THE NIPPLE ON A WOMAN'S BREAST FULL OF MILK

(unless you can afford to buy man made corporation breast milk)


we should celebrate women's nipples

Marc Cherry is a drip.

by the way: if you take any English dictionary and start a world trail using any word pertaining to humans, the trail ends at nipple.

[thoughtanarchist]

1. I am pro nipple. n/t

[Syncronaut Seven]

55. As am I, Clearly Marc Cherry was never breast fed.

Perhaps he has some unresolved issues.

[Fire Walk With Me]

153. And as is typical, what they didn't have, no one else can either

[kenny blankenship]

182. Does anyone else find his name funny?

I dunno there's just something funny about a guy who spends his days using the lasso tool on women's nipples and who goes by the name Marc (mark) Cherry.

[MadisonProgressive]

115. Nibble a Nipple, I always say!

[indepat]

148. I'm watching "The Deep" tonight

[tmorelli415]

2. they're a bunch of perverts

all they think about is nipples, anal sex and bill's crotch.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. Women with "Traditional Family Values" don't have nipples.

[tnlefty]

39. Sure they do - they're just inverted!

:evilgrin: Pitiful attempt at humor, I know.

[tridim]

4. How about no fundie man nipples

I'm fine with that.

Aren't nipples gawd's "intelligent design"? Shouldn't they celebrate them?

[phylny]

20. They are so much a part of the intelligent design that that's why men also

have nipples.

I saw/read something that said men have nipples because it would be too devastating to our population if breasts didn't have them, so to make sure nipples ALWAYS ended up on women's breasts, men have them too in order to keep genetic "accidents" from perpetuating.

Or something like that :)

[LeftyMom]

84. some men can nurse too

it's like the emergency backup redundancy option, or at the very least a built in pacifier until mommy gets back.

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

[kenny blankenship]

184. ughghgh MAN-TITTIES!

No thanks I'd rather starve to death.

[TheFarseer]

5. Ha, no re-runs of "Friends" then

[FreedomAngel82]

6. These people

do think about sex too much. :crazy: Maybe they really are surpressed. Oh good grief.

[Syncronaut Seven]

57. Repressed

Different word, but I knew what you meant. ;)

[kenny blankenship]

141. I think they'd be happy with 'recessed' too.

that way they wouldn't be so tempted to look at 'em.

[Fire Walk With Me]

154. They're desperately trying to NOT think of sex.

Nipple.

[Wilber_Stool]

54. Do you know how many people (men) don't know that

you could see Jennifer Aniston's nipples through the first four seasons of Friends? They would pop out during the last half of every scene.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

7. Didn't the world get over this nonsense with Farrah in the 70's

Geez, it's like going backwards in time. What silliness.

[bloom]

32. I think they do want to take us back in time...

To when man's authority was not questioned... blah, blah, blah.

[eowyn_of_rohan]

34. And what is this nonsense over banned penis outlines

showing through clothes? We NEVER get to see those! nipples, shmipples, same old tired issue. We need to move on to penis outlines!

[hfojvt]

36. ooh, I had forgotten that

it was a t-shirt which was banned in our Jr. High school. Ironically enough, my town was hometown for Farrah's replacement on the show - the former Cheryl Stopplemoor.

[AspenRose]

8. Since when is something God created considered evil?

Obviously they're not reading the same bible I am...

*DR, breastfeeding mommy to 4 month old John*

[Odonata]

9. lol

I remember back in my retail days when I sold lingerie. I had some ladies come in looking for contoured bras so as to protect their nipples from showing through. They kept complaining about how women in their church wore bras that didn't smother their nipples.

[htuttle]

10. They are terrified of nipples

Not sure why. Perhaps they were all bottle-fed.

They are also afraid of the underside of the breast. Gene Roddenberry once wondered (after being forced to change a costume design on the original Star Trek) whether the censors feared that moss grew under there or something...

[seabeyond]

11. i havent figured out how to stop nipples from showing

and i am 43. especially since i dont like wearing bra's. gosh the challenge this spring, with liter material. was a lot easier with a sweatshirt.

[gollygee]

25. Me either

it was worse before I had a kid. I used to always have my nipples showing regardless of what bra or top I was wearing.

Not all women can control this. Nipples are just there. People need to get the hell over it.

[uppityperson]

44. Duct tape

[seabeyond]

49. no. i just do not want to wear duct tape

gonna have to come up with another idea. after all, nipple, adhesive, i think not,

[InternalDialogue]

68. Perhaps decoy nipples?

If you were to get a set of five or so fake nipples with little sticky-backs, you could put those on all over your upper front. Your real nipples would still show, but no one would know which of the seven they were.

If a nipple isn't certifiably real when it shows through a shirt, is it really a nipple?

[seabeyond]

74. you are clever creative and funny n/t

[dmr]

138. Decoy Nipples!

OMG! That is too funny. Gotta clean my screen now.

:rofl:

If you were to get a set of five or so fake nipples with little sticky-backs, you could put those on all over your upper front. Your real nipples would still show, but no one would know which of the seven they were.

My nipples tend to be erect. I don't think it's a problem. I'd be more worried if I were ashamed of them.

If I'm God's child, then He gave them to me, and He's the one perking them up.

Guess the Religious Right will have to have a stern talk with God - they have a direct line, I hear.

[Generic Other]

140. I found some!

[seabeyond]

142. some nipples.

i know, next march, all the women where there decoy nipples and when asked we will just say we dont want to offend the right with our nipples.

[anarchy1999]

175. Link to nipple addition surgery

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html

[Generic Other]

179. Oh mercy. Surgically added?

I think I'll get one in my belly button!

[anarchy1999]

176. Link to buy Decoy Nipples

http://www.bodyperkseurope.com/index2.html

[uppityperson]

72. Fold a small piece of tissue or gauze to put on nipple under ductape

Protect The Nipples! Sorry, forgot to mention the nipple protection under the duct tape. I have seen people wearing X of electrical tape directly on nipples though, think this might not be quite so bad.

[Generic Other]

143. Why not expose them entirely?

Imagine how the prudes would react if organized groups of angry women started exposing their breasts in public places. Can you imagine women picketing topless in front of Victoria's Secret's nipple negating stores. The idea of a movement of women on a crusade to reclaim their natural space, their freedom appeals to me. These genteel prudes and neocon perverts would do a darn sight less worrying about what's under our shirts if we all removed them and shook our stuff in their faces.

I find rather humorous the thought that I might have the power to frighten off a crowd of bluenose fundie rightwingers by baring my breasts and beating on my bosom with my fists like an Amazonian strongwoman.

[havocmom]

150. How about we put the tape on our blouses/tee shirts instead?

No pain and makes a statement

[uppityperson]

151. I gave up wearing white uniforms because of the nipple factor.

Don't know if I'd want to tape my shirt, possibility though. A couple of pieces of black electrical tape would get conversations going.

I'll just let them stick out, but I do watch what silk shirts I wear because of pocket placement vs nipples. If someone wants to take offense, they will find a way.

[juajen]

171. There is a simple solution, it's pockets!!

However, you do not see a lot of women's shirts with two pockets. When I find one, I grab it. I hate bras. They're extremely uncomfortable for me because of a mole on my back; so, even in my sixties, I refuse to wear a bra most of the time. Luckily, I have minimum sag, which helps; but, this is a ridiculous topic. You can see men's nipples on practically everything they wear. Let's object to this obvious obscenity. I remember burning bras in the fifties and sixties. I honestly thought we would progress, not degress.

[beam me up scottie]

61. OUCH !!!

nt

[Nikia]

116. I have to wear padded bras to keep them from showing

My breasts are already big for my size. I don't reallly like looking like I am D cup when I am C cup. The other choice is wearing a shirt that is much bigger than I am. Otherwise, my nipples often show to my embarassment.

[progressivebydesign]

120. I hear ya. I hate going into the freezer section at the store! n/t

[kath]

162. but why should nipples be embarrassing?

[seabeyond]

169. because we filthified it. (my made up word, lol)

i remember back to calif 70's and 80's. we wore tube tops. bikini tops into grocery store.

but now our youngest of girls, we create such a slut image for them. and too many are jumping on the wagon. it is so far away from the purity of that age in exploration, body yada yada.

men are going around acting like asses

programs, commercials present the body in a really degrading manner now a days. i am not a fuckin prude. my nipples show and i embrace it. cant hardly get a bra on, as i go to fundie school to pick up niece.

yet with this 12 year old really big girl, she is trying to hide them so hard. the 13 year old boys are just pigs about it. and the fundie school is becoming bosessive about it. really a wonderful mix for this 12 year old to be experiencing. so much MUCH focus on her damn tits. at 12

[donsu]

170. why are you embarassed by your own body?

I'm puzzled?

[Nikia]

178. It just seems like something that is supposed to not be seen

Perhaps it is my inner prude or something, but I almost equate showing nipples to showing pubic hair out of a bikini bottom or wearing a swim suit that is see through when wet. I just feel more naked in public than I should if that makes any sense. I am a thin woman with big breasts and have gotten sexually harassed a number of times.

[dogday]

12. Break Out The Bandaids

[rfranklin]

13. Pass out the Burkhas...

We're going Taliban on you baby!

Oh no1 I saw an ankle! Boner alert!

[havocmom]

14. So, they hate us for our nipples?

Hmmmm, if they don't like them, tough titties, they can poke their eyes out and never be bothered again.

Sorry, I have simply lost all patience with idiot misogynists working under the guise of religious morality. They can just all go friggin blind... take their Viagra and beat themselves blind, just like momma warned!

You are right about no humans but for the human female's breast and nipple. Even if one can afford that stupid formula, humans would never have lasted to invent and market the damned stuff if somebody somewhere along the trail did not suckle.

[Chovexani]

48. Right on sister

This woman hate is really getting tiring.

[madeline_con]

15. "... the trail ends at nipple..."

That flew right over, like an F-16 at the races.

Anyway, do these yakovs just sit around looking for anything they can attack and screw up, or what? Can't we have anything??!!

I'm sick of some asswipe prudes dictating what I can and cannot see, read or hear!! Damn it!!

If they can't handle it, they should get rid of their TV, radio, and all books except the Bible, so as not to "offend" their delicate natures!! Dickweeds.

[donsu]

83. here's how to do the nipple word trail

start with any word pertaining to humans: father, mother, arm, human, husband, breast, etc.

look at the meaning and copy any other words pertaining to humans. look at the meaning of those words and copy any new words pertaining to humans. keep doing that and the final word will be nipple. here the word trail will go in a small circle always coming back to nipple.

I'm not nuts, I've done this a number of times. but it takes a bit of time. there are many words to get through, but if you have the time and interest you to will end at nipple.

the first time I did this I was astonished.

[mopaul]

16. "Let my nipples GO!'

[Toby109]

30. Give NIPPLES a Chance

[SoCalDem]

17. A friend who grew up in Beirut told me once

that men there carried prayer beads that they would fondle (in their pockets..not that's an image!!) whenever they saw an attractive western woman..The fondling of the beads kept them from LUSTING.. She commented to her schoolmate, that the size of most beads was "nipple-sized".. Maybe the republicans are more middle-eastern than they admit to being..They just lack the prayer beads:)

[Cleita]

18. That's it. I'm cutting them off. Can't run around offending

people with my natural outlines.:sarcasm:

What's next? Digitally erasing belly buttons?

[SoCalDem]

37. Remember "I Dream of Jeannie"?..No bellybutton there for years

We are being transported back to the '50's.. The USA is getting a "do-over"..or is that a "going-over".?

[bobbieinok]

64. remember the clothing rules Mary Tyler Moore had to follow

on the Dick van Dyke Show??? 1961 to 1966

producers worried about having her wear slacks, worried about panty line, worried about tightness

I think Moore talked about the rules years later

[beam me up scottie]

19. Do they have a problem with men's nipples?

You would think so since men's nipples do not serve a purpose like ours do.
And I'd also like to ask the creationists why men have them to begin with.

[fob]

29. That's a great question. It hurts my head a little and I don't believe

any of that...stuff(self-censored out of respect for others).

Any way to get that as a debate topic for Robertson/Falwell/Dobson?

[beam me up scottie]

45. Maybe I'll email Dr. Dino.

He seems to have all the answers.

http://www.drdino.com/

[noiretextatique]

38. apparently not...it's just those evil female nipples

:shrug:

[beam me up scottie]

46. This is an inspirational goldmine for

bumper-sticker designers...

[noiretextatique]

50. LOL...right you are

i can't wait to see them.

[rkc3]

21. Desperate Housewives will require burkas on their actresses next year.

We're one step away from laws requiring women to cover their bodies. Is no one else seeing this?

[madeline_con]

22. Sorry, one more comment

"Desprerate Houswives" is not appropriate viewing for these thumpers.
It would take more than pasties to 'clean it up' to their liking, so why bother? Change the channel, you moronic busybodies!!

[Double T]

23. Watch Out Ladies...... Burkas Will Not Be Far Behind

It's great to see this country sliding backward in time, taking intelligence with it.

[arcane1]

24. this is a good idea, since nipples are evil...

once we start tolerating them on tv, is a small trip down the slippery slope... next thing you know, even BABIES will become exposed to them!! :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[Democracy White]

26. naturally,

we wouldn't want women to show off their evil nipples to the world, think of the children for God's sake! :sarcasm:

Get real fundies! If The Divine didn't want nipples or sex organs, or copulation of any form we would be freaking amoebas!

Dee

[Frederik]

27. I want to see nipples thru clothing

And the fundies can fuck off if they want to deny me that.

[hfojvt]

28. considering how blatantly sexual that show is

it is funny/ironic that they draw the line at nipples.

When my little brother was in his mid teens, he became a huge fan of nipples, and thanks to his continual observations I am well aware that nipples were visible on many TV shows in the 1980s.

"Tempest in a c-cup", I like that. The hilarious thing is that many people were probably going for snacks or bathroom breaks and would not have seen it if the "news" media had not insisted on showing it at least once per half hour "newscast".

[Catamount]

31. Thanks for this post, it's too funny and scary! What next??

Kicked and nominated on behalf of all nipples!

[mopaul]

33. "Give me Nipples, or give me DEATH"!

[rkc3]

53. Don't take any wooden NIPPLES!

[Tux]

35. Press release

Focus on the Family declares war on sexuality. Breasts, penises, and vaginas are not healthy for families. Falwell, Lord and Master, demands people to stop using such organs. Sex leads to gay marriage, Nazism, communism, humanism, and other -isms his followers have no clue about.

[arcane1]

69. sex leads to organisms as well

protect the fetus by not, um, creating any, or something...

[LizW]

40. Good work, ABC!

This story is too obvious. Nipples are just way to sexy, eh? Yeah, that's why they hired Nicolette Sheridan and Terri Hatcher and the rest for this show. Uh-huh.

"Housewives" is selling sex on a platter. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) For ABC to claim, "Ooooh, (titter) we wouldn't want to show a nipple!" is ridiculous.

The next episode will gain about a million viewers, all looking for nipples.

ABC is working it.

[bloom]

51. That has to be it.... eom

[mopaul]

41. "I regret that i have only two nipples to give to my country!'

[rkc3]

56. Four score and seven nipples ago.

[Sabriel]

67. In order to form a more perfect nipple.... n/t

[WillyT]

42. It's An Evolution Thang.. Ya See, Nipples Appear On Mammary Glands, And...

mammary glands are a distinguishing characteristic of MAMMALS, which is a branch of the animal kingdom, and is therefore blasphemic in all of its implications.

We all know, that Adam had the first nipples when god teleported him into the Garden of Eden, and that Eve, being part of Adam, would have to have a set of nipples as well.

My question... when Adam pulled out his rib to get Eve, did he go through his own nipple??? Has that ever been fully explained???

Enquiring minds want to know.

:sarcasm::wtf::sarcasm:

[kskiska]

43. SELF DELETE

[kenny blankenship]

47. "Red eye" removal, eh?

Well that's what I call dishonest! I'm lookin' at them, they should be lookin' back at me.

[aeolian]

52. "Nipple-negating technology?"

The Horror!

:scared:

[EC]

58. Oh, but men's nipples are okay?

When I was visiting my sister in Grand Rapids, Mich. I was wearing a tank top and my nipples showed and a waitress, said she wouldn't serve me, because people in those parts don't approve of such behavior, I just said I guess you didn't need the tip and left...

[Zorbuddha]

59. DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

Reminds me of an old National Lampoon t-shirt.

[unblock]

60. "certain actresses really don't like to wear bras"???

personally, i heartily support women's breasts (and nipples) at every socially acceptable opportunity.

however, from a professional standpoint, i have to say this:

if you want to consider yourself an actor, WEAR THE F*CKING COSTUME AND QUIT COMPLAINING!

i don't care how much an actress complains about wearing a bra, or a corsette, or scuba gear, or whatever. if the part calls for a particular outfit, WEAR IT. it's part of your f*cking job!

if you want to take it off as soon as the director yells, "cut", well, then, god bless you!

[bloom]

152. That post sticks out just a nipple or something...

all these people calling for freedom of nipples - but you (unless I missed somebody).


I guess you didn't get the memo.

[whatelseisnew]

168. I know an actress who was being fit with pasties for a shot

It was taking so long to fit her and get the stuff to stick to her skin, while the crew was waiting and ready. Her position in the shot was lying on a bed with a sheet over her body. She asked if she could just turn her back and wrap a sheet over her breasts while she got into bed. After she signed a release, she was allowed to do so.

[Atman]

62. Terry Hatcher's nipples are a national treasure!

How dare they!

[formerrepuke]

63. "Cover up your 'dirty pillows', Carrie.. they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

65. LOL. Carrie's mother has been cloned and cloned and cloned...

and they are running this country now. :scared:

They are still the same crazy nutjobs they were back then, but now they get air time on Faux news and elected to government by other wingnuts.

[mopaul]

66. Nipples? NIPPLES? you can't HANDLE the nipples!

[InternalDialogue]

71. Stop. It hurts my sides.

:rofl:

[rkc3]

88. Nipples. The other pink meat.

[mopaul]

"damn the nipples! full speed ahead"

[Sabriel]

70. How about crotch bulges?

Can they get rid of those, too? It seems only fair.

(Crotch, crotch, crotch. It looks good when you type it.)

[The Icon Painter]

127. Crotch bulge?

Damn! There goes ballet.

[InternalDialogue]

73. I'm going to have a big, bad-ass nipple party this weekend.

All nipples invited. You'll know my house, it's got the big knocker on the front door.

[RBHam]

75. The nipple problem?

That does it, the human race is too stupid to be allowed to infect other worlds.

Hopefully, the Galactic Federation can keep us quarantined.

[mopaul]

76. the Lord is coming...HIDE YOUR NIPPLES!

[spanone]

77. Maybe the gov will pay to have them surgically removed at birth?

God forbid we ever see one.

[mopaul]

78. NIPPLES OF MASS DESTRUCTION! NIPPLES ARE ON THE MARCH!

[mopaul]

80. "NIPPLES ACCOMPLISHED"

[rkc3]

98. Houston, we have a NIPPLE.

[eleny]

79. Nipple Power!!!

[GOPBasher]

81. With war, poverty, economic problems and ecological destruction, I'm glad

they're concentrating on the really important issues in the world. :eyes:

[mopaul]

82. embarrassed by pointy nipples? take NIPPLE-X today!

[SoCalDem]

85. For the Love of Gawd.. NO MORE NIPPLES!!!!

[mopaul]

86. "mr. gorbachav, tear...down..those nipples'!

[Stinky The Clown]

87. FLASHNEWZ: Nip-B-Gone found in some municipal water supplies

Numerous water supplies originating near - of all things - certain churches have been found to contain a potent nippotoxin known by it commercial name, Nip-B-Gone. The synthectic compund has shown in lab rat tests and in studies on the inferior human female the effect of causing nipples to dry up and fall off, leaving an unblemished skin to grown over the former site of the parasitic nipple.

Men .... you're next.

[mopaul]

89. (side effects include massive rectal bleeding, warts, loss of sexuality,

overall bodily numbness, blindness, loss of bowel control, and outbreaks of nipples all over the body. pregnant women taking nip b gone should avoid any exposure to uranium.

[SoCalDem]

110. What a marketing opportunity

FROM THE MAKERS OF:







AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT FOR OUR TIMES:







(also available in the Homeland Security travel size)

[TexasLady]

90. After fighting nipplephobia for 25 years

and not planning to give up the fight for 25 more, I would burn my bra, if I owned one....besides, in 25 more years, if Im around no one will think to look at my knees for those nipples Im sure!

[BikeWriter]

91. I never met a nipple I didn't like.

[mopaul]

93. "I have just BEGUN to bite"...(nipples)

[BikeWriter]

99. A nipple saved is a nipple earned.

[rkc3]

104. A nipple in time saves nine.

Never count your nipples before they hatch.
Never put your nipple before your horse.

[BikeWriter]

111. A nipple divided against itself cannot stand

[rkc3]

112. There's no nipples like those nipples, like no nipples I know.

[BikeWriter]

123. Houston, we have a nipple!

[rkc3]

124. Hah! Beat you to it - see #98.

[BikeWriter]

145. Oops, I owe you a nipple!

[rkc3]

100. Give me your poor, your tired, your nipples.

[mopaul]

92. I don't care what they say I won't live in a world without nipples

[Stinky The Clown]

103. A Town Without Pity .... yes ...... A World Without Nipples .... never

Actually, that was going to be the B-side of this 45 .....



They later put it out as a sequel to the big hit. It never sold very well ........

I mean .... where's Gene Pitney now? Huh? See?

Nipples ..... bad.

[Occulus]

164. "Give me nipples or give me death." n/t

[lonestarnot]

94. Celebrate nipples!

[mopaul]

97. Nipples: "love em' or leave em!"

[mopaul]

102. o.k., i quit, i'm officially ashamed of myself

[Flavin]

113. A nipple in the hand is worth more than two in the bush

[spinbaby]

95. This is the same crew that buys "modest" prom dresses

http://www.beautifullymodest.com/cgi-bin/catalogDisplay.cgi?c=4

[Odonata]

126. sorry if this has already been posted

but, damn! These kids are going to DROWN in all that fabric!

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

[spinbaby]

136. That's nuts!

Those poor girls, having to dress like diner waitresses on the beach!

[Occulus]

165. They look like they should be on the original "Star Trek" n/t

[GodHelpUsAll2]

172. Those look like

really bad bridesmaid dresses. The kind you can't thank you friend enough for allowing you to spend 200.00 on the ugliest dress that you will never wear agin.

[Bouncy Ball]

96. When will these people take the large stick out of their asses?

I mean, I try to be modest, I go out of my way to prevent headlight problems. But you know, I'm human, and sometimes it happens.

Maybe if they achieved an emotional maturity higher than that of a ten year old (and I think I'm insulting ten year olds), this wouldn't be a problem. Most mature adults don't bat an eye at a protruding nipple under a shirt. :eyes:

[rkc3]

101. NIpples? We don't need no stinkin' nipples.

[unhappycamper]

105. Nipply, as in "it's getting a bit nipply out this evening."

(Did anybody use "Beam me up, Scotty" yet?)

[beam me up scottie]

133. I never thought of that!

That's pretty good!

[damntexdem]

106. What we need are t-shirt inserts that ...

show multiple, displaced, and/or outsize nipples.

Then, all the guys can wear them.

[LondonReign2]

107. I agree to help them out

I will view *ALL* nipples for them, so they don't have to.

That's the generous, caring kind of guy I am.

[havocmom]

108. Don't have the time/energy to listen to Randi Rhodes today

Somebody let us know if she tackles this latest outrage against the feminine.

Here's to us, girls!

[Rex]

109. What about the female mouth - always tempting me!

Can we hide their mouths and maybe their eyes too (long eyelashes). Let's just throw a bed sheet over em and put a few holes for air and sight. Yea. :crazy:

[jhain]

114. Nipple me, Nipple me, nee;

Nipple me, Nipple me, nee;
A little man in a tree;
A stick in his hand,
A stone in his throat,
If you give me a nipple
I'll give you a groat.


Another NON news story.
Give me a break.

Have to say to has been worth it to read this thread!!!

Thanks - from a fellow Nipple lover and long time breastfeeder.
Nipples of the Nation unite!

[Catherine Vincent]

117. What about males?

[doodadem]

118. The nipple's on the other foot now!

When I was in college, I went with a guy that called them "thermal indicators". He always wanted to hang out in the frozen food section of the grocery....
Bras were invented by men obviously, as they have no idea how uncomfortable they are. Underwire bras were invented by Satan. I avoid all forms of these torture devices whenever possible.

Oh and BTW--a C cup for Janet Jackson?! In your (or her) dreams!

[kath]

163. underwire bras ARE horrible. It boggles my mind that they are so

prevalent these days. I refuse to buy underwire bras, but it gets harder and harder every year to find bras without.

[progressivebydesign]

119. What is happening to us? It's like the 50's!!!

I can only hope that the 60's backlash won't be far behind.

[SoCalDem]

121. No more lemons.. EVER again

[mopaul]

131. i remind you of the rules against posting porn

[dxstone]

122. Let's clean it up REAL good!

There, that's MUCH better, isn't it?
D

[Dogmudgeon]

125. UP WITH NIPPLES!

--p!

[truebrit71]

128. I am most definitely Pro-Nipple....

..You know, I never did understand the whole bra-burning thing back a while ago...by burning the bras that objectified women and made them into sex objects, you instead let the twins hang in all their natural swaying magnificence and do what? NOT look hot that way???

:confused:

Like I said, DEFINITELY pro-nipple..... ;-)

[Scout]

129. couldn't hide mine if I wanted to...

they've been known to appear through both bra and a sweatshirt!

this is freakin' ridiculous, digitally removing nipples.

hell, even store maniquins have huge nipples now, are they going to run around cutting them off?

[El Fuego]

130. I'm trying to stay abreast of the nipple issue.

[mopaul]

134. it's Udderly pointless

[annabanana]

149. mopaul!... you are just have TOO MUCH fun with this..

(can't help ourself, can you?)

[TimeChaser]

132. Bras are a nessesary evil for me at times...

... sometimes the pain of wearing a bra is less than exercising without one. -_- However, I prefer not wearing them.

I don't get the big deal with nipples...

[SoCalDem]

135. Tony Blair approves of nipples

[patdem]

137. These are fvcking mammory glands..not tits...they were not created for men

to lust after..but for babies to suckle on for nurishment in order to survive....REPUB MEN WHO ARE MOSTLY SICK PEDOPHILES..AND ARE JEALOUS OF BABIES SUCKLING ARE BEHIND THIS SICKO CRAP!

[OxQQme]

139. Burn all the magazines

at the check out stand at any market. There for all to see. Youngsters to small to walk in the child chair of the shopping cart with their eyes right at the boobies and bellys and asses on the covers of Cosmopolitan, Self, Us, ad infinitum...........

Randi plays that "Shake your Boobys" piece often. Cracks me up.

[stickdog]

144. We need to nip this in the bud!

I can't imagine a San Francisco summer without a little nip in the air!

[Stinky The Clown]

146. CammoNip

[tabasco]

147. Godammit I need all the boner fuel I can get. n/t

[jayctravis]

155. Good god...

nipples have been seen since the 70's.

I watched CARRIE on network TV and it was a PLOT POINT..."I SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS".

[lateo]

156. I do.

[NMMNG]

157. Then tell them to stop staring at womens' breasts

Freaking perverts!


If these wingnuts could do something besides obsess about sex, perhaps they could actually solve some real life problems like poverty, the sorry state of education in the US, health care, crime, etc.!!!:crazy:

[shesgg]

158. I wonder if they have this technology

In man bras as well?

[flygal]

159. This breast feeding mom can attest

they are WAAAYY too functional to be anything close to sexy. I've sustained a life for 10 months on these things.

[DebJ]

160. To get into St.Peters in Rome, women and men must cover

their knees with either long skirts or pants. A local shop sells some type of temporary paper/rubbery/plastic-y pants (very heavy, reminded me of some type of insulation) tourists can purchase for a visit if their knees are not suitably covered. My husband had to put those hideously hot and uncomfortable things on to get in....and get this, do you think Italians make clothes like that for a 6'7", 350 lb man? Wish I had taken pictures...he had to cut the waist and then hold them on...it was ridiculous, his baggy shorts went to about 2 inches above his knees....AND IT WAS 110 DEGREES, no exaggeration..during that massive heat wave a few years ago that killed thousands and thousands.

However, women with white flimsy shirts with very large arm holes breezed on it, breasts fully apparent....as long as the knees were covered.
Sheesh.
God created the body. get over it!

[Nobody]

161. The Lactation Station is closed for business

What's next? Are women going to have to flatten their boobs down because the outline on the chest makes female mammalian-ness too obvious?

I hereby sentence these idiots to a week at a nudist camp. Body parts will lose their sexiness very quickly once you see it all the time.

Unless these guys have such a hard time getting a woody that they need to cover everything up.

[JHB]

166. This sort of nonsense goes WAAAAYYYY back...

I remember either reading or seeing (I think the latter, on 60 Minutes or the like) a spot on someone who used to work for LIFE magazine. Probably their Photo Editor, considering how important a job that was for that mag.

At any rate, there's only one thing about this that stuck in my head: the guy's nickname was "The Great Nipple Eraser"!

[Kerrytravelers]

167. "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? WHAT WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN?"

I just like asking this question a few times a day. I"m prepping for a gop-led world (not!)

[Nobody]

173. Make that WHAT WILL WE FEED THE CHILDREN???

And with what? I'm talking babies, here.

[Kerrytravelers]

174. feed the children...

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[kodi]

177. its about destroyed my favorite tv channel, Nippelodeon

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[expatriate]

180. After reading and laughing my way through this thread

I seriously tried to remember the last time I noticed that anyone's nipples - male or female - were erect.

I'll be damned if I can remember. It's just not part of my normal day to go around staring at other folks' breasts. If I look at people at all (I tend not to really look at folks when I'm going about my business, I might be aware of them, but since most passerby are not going to be directly engaged by me, I don't really gaze upon them), I look at faces. Sometimes their clothing.

It would just never occur to me to gaze upon their nipples to see if they were visible.

I just remembered the last time I was aware of someone's nipples - a very large busted (at least a J cup) lady came to my market stall, wearing a very thin white t-shirt. She had a small baby with her and it was obvious that she had been breast feeding for some weeks. She wasn't wearing a bra, the t-shirt was very tight and transparent, and her nipples were very large and very extended - they were about the length of my index finger. The kind of thing you just couldn't miss.

I remember just thinking "she must be breast feeding" and going on to assist her with purchasing some of my jewelry. No big deal. Didn't really impact my day. Certainly didn't traumatize me.

So if these folks are all so concerned and aware of nipples, they must really be watching very closely. In my 45 years, that is the only case of "nipple awareness" that I can even recall, and it was a pretty extreme case!

[kenny blankenship]

181. Why stop there?

If the outline or shade of a nipple under fabric reminds you of the loathsome, vile, temptation to sin that is the female breast, WOULDN'T you naturally extend this aversion to the shape of a breast as a whole?

Shouldn't women have to wear clothing that obscures the size and countours of their dirty pillows altogether? If a righteous man sees the outlines and form of a human mammary won't he imagine the nipple thereof and defile himself with impure thought?

[Olney Blue]

183. Reminiscent of another attack on nipples by Ashcroft.

http://www.unitedstatesgovernment.net/coveringupjustice.htm




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