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[Botany]

We must continue the work of education reform, to bring high standards and accountability not just to our elementary and secondary schools, but to our high schools, as well.
-- Ummm... high schools are secondary schools, Dubya. Washington, D.C., Nov. 4, 2004


from dubyaspeak.com ..... do not spend more then 3 minutes @ that site ........

What a nimrod!

[liberalitch]

1. NCLB should be LECKMB

let every child kiss my behind

[OrlandoGator]

2. I guess that makes high schools "tertiary".

n/t

[shadowknows69]

3. can you imagine him trying to say tertiary?

why do you hate murika, making our leader say big words like that.

[Straight Shooter]

4. tersh-wary

"See, what tersh-wary is, it's like a river, but it's not, it's a tersh-wary, it's kind of part of a river, but it isn't as big as a river, it's a tersh-wary.*

In the schools, a tersh-wary is -- oh! Steve, you got a question?"

*tributary, george, you're talking about an effin' tributary

[shadowknows69]

6. lmao

:rofl:

[KelleyKramer]

5. For Bush, 'higher education' means ...

Being able to tell which cocaine is the strongest just by tasting it.