If you are not getting the Hightower Lowdown you are missing a really great newsletter. Ol' Jim is a Texan that has Commander Cuckoobanana's number. He always seems to find those little tidbits that no one else reports. Today, children, we need to worry about Exxon. They are making too much money, bless their little hearts.
JUNE 2005 VOLUME #7 NUMBER #6
Edited by Jim Hightower and Phillip Frazer
HELP EASE EXXON'S HEADACHE Friends, I'm appealing to your innate generosity—I want you all to reach out and do all you can to assist Mr. Lee Raymond.
He's the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and wait'll you learn about his desperate situation. His company has so much cash that he doesn't know what to do with it. And you thought you had problems. Here is Fortune's gloomy analysis of the situation: "
suddenly has a new anxiety: how to spend the windfall wrought by $55-a-barrel oil. By the end of April, Exxon a cash hoard of more than $25 billion. And if crude prices stay where they are, this geometrically growing bonanza could soon give Exxon more cash on hand than any other U.S. company.... Each dollar jump in the price of a barrel of oil adds another half billion in earnings. Based on current prices, Exxon is accumulating more than $1 billion a month—even after allocating for dividends, share repurchases, and capital spending. If oil simply stays where it is now, Exxon's cash could approach $40 billion in 12 months."
I have no doubt that you feel Mr. Raymond's pain and will want to help him cope with what Fortune called "the headache of what to do with all that cash."
Just to get your creative juices flowing, I'll offer an obvious way for Exxon to end this "crisis" of excess cash gushing into its coffers: Stop gouging us at the pump!But I'm sure you have more creative suggestions. Send your ideas for easing Mr. Raymond's headache to me: info@jimhightower.com.
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