The Supreme Court marijuana decision, the munchies, and spakeths.

[Cyrano]

A few hours after reading about the Supreme Court decision regarding pot, I got a case of the munchies. (Aficionados of some of the finer Hawaiian vegetation will understand how this came about.)

As will occasionally happen under the previously described circumstance, I had a "spaketh". (For you heathens out there, I'm not talking about a "Ten Commandments-type" spaketh, but rather, the kind that comes when you've managed to "Free your mind," as Morpheus said in "The Matrix.")

My "spaketh" informed me that "activist judges" on the Supreme Court had taken into account the problem of overweight (due to the munchies) among the American population. As this revelation penetrated my consciousness, I reluctantly put everything back in the fridge, attempted to pump some air into the tires of my bicycle, and fell asleep before I was done.

Hours later, I had to once again remind myself about the dangers of false "spakeths" and the dangers of what the wingnuts like to call "activist judges."

But no matter how bad things seem, there really are two universal truths: The munchies and erections have no conscience.

[skylarmae]

1. touche' Cyrano!

my sentiments exactly...