Letterman Top 10; What George Bush can do to regain his popularity

[xray s]

Coming in at #2; Resign. (Mucho applause from the audience)

Personally I think it should have been #1

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Please tells us the others!

Or a link?

[xray s]

2. Don't remember them all, but one of them was...

"Solve the problems in Iraq, reduce the deficit, and find Osama"

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Not up yet.

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

[crimson333]

3. #2 is always the best one on his top 10

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Ah, THERE they are!

Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity

10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO

9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina

8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama

7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game

6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image

5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer

4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers

3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady

2. Resign

1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

[eissa]

6. Brilliant! n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. LOL! Thanks! I needed that!!!! BTW... besides #2 I love #6

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. #10 and #1 are a blast too! (nt)

[kittenpants]

9. the crowd went wild for option #2...

also, they liked #8

[JohnnyRingo]

10. I wouldn't have been as innocently cute as the Late Show writers...

5: Give a speech from the core at Los Alamos
4: Leave the country
3: Blow dry you hair in the bathtub
2: Go hunting with Michael Moore
1: Go to Mars, like you promised

[sabra]

11. video here:

http://dembloggers.com/story/2005/6/8/213136/2737

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. Learn to speak English and resign without a twang.

[Gabi Hayes]

13. I just watched it from Dembloggers, and he STEPPED on no. 2!

he didn't let the audience continue their response, which seemed to be getting a big stronger as it went on.

He went right on to number 1, as if he were trying to quiet the audience down

anybody else notice that, or am I just paranoid?

[dajoki]

15. time constraints

but who can blame us for being paranoid?

[Gothmog]

14. LOL Thanks for sharing

These are great