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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 08:36 AM
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Borowitz is HILARIOUS today
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 08:38 AM by kliljedahl
DEAN CALLS REPUBLICANS FAT, UGLY
Apologizes for Omitting Insults from Recent Tirade Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean apologized today for calling Republicans “pretty much a white, Christian party,” saying that he failed to mention that they were “fat and ugly” as well.

Dr. Dean offered the clarification at a press conference at the DNC headquarters in Washington, D.C., telling reporters, “Any characterization of Republicans as white and Christian is unfair, since it totally omits the fact that they are pretty much the party of the fat and the ugly, too.”

The notoriously outspoken DNC chief immediately drew the ire of leading Republicans who objected to his characterization of Republicans as predominantly white, Christian, fat and ugly.


Link: http://www.borowitzreport.com


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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 08:40 AM
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1. They can't handle the truth!!!!
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth.
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth.
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:12 PM
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2. Punt
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Gothmog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:28 PM
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3. Andy Borowitz is very funny
I enjoyed the piece today
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