Creation "Science"

[Midwest_Doc]

When I first saw this website -http://www.answersingenesis.org/events/megaconference/ - I thought that it was a parody, like http://www.landoverbaptist.com.

But this Creation "Science" Conference is for real! Just when I think I have seen the lowest-common-denominator of ignorance, I am proved wrong.

[Ravenseye]

1. They gather and put their hands over their ears....

....then they shake their heads back and forth and back and forth while saying 'LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'

It's pretty fun for the first couple days, but the third day feels a little repetetive.

[hyphenate]

2. spooky eom

[chicagojoe]

3. Those fundies sure love to paint themselves as victims.

Defending Christianity this, and the attack on Christianity that.
If there was really an attack on Christianity, there would be injured/dead Christians in the streets, and churches burning every where.

[chicagojoe]

4. Dupe. Sorry. n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

5. HOLY FUCKING JESUS JUMPING CHRIST ON A STICK!

http://www.answersingenesis.org/events/megaconference/video5.htm

This is war people, and they will be ruthless because they "have god on their side"!!

[punpirate]

6. Einstein didn't say it...

... but he could have: "there are only two things that are infinite--stupidity and the universe, and I'm not so sure about the universe."

Behaving as one imagines scientists behave is not doing science, or is it thinking scientifically. These people haven't figured out that beginning with a conclusion is backwards. But, then, our Dear Leader does the same thing with policy, so it must be okay, right? :)

[kliljedahl]

9. Posted this Toon Monday

This is how these "scientists" "reason."





Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kliljedahl]

7. This guy's really qualified

Buddy Davis
Author, dinosaur sculptor
Buddy Davis not only has numerous music CDs to his credit, but is also an acclaimed dinosaur sculptor (whose handiwork will be on display at AiG’s Creation Museum in Northern Kentucky) and writer. Buddy is the co-author of the book The Great Alaskan Dinosaur Adventure, which tells the thrilling story of how he and his team found and documented unfossilized dinosaur bones.
Buddy will be performing throughout the conference week.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[GiovanniC]

8. Wait... I Thought Dinosaurs Never Existed

And their bones were just put on Earth by God to trick us and test our faith.

GODDAMMIT, CREATIONISTS! PICK A DEUS EX MACHINA EXPLANATION TO ALL THE SHORTCOMINGS IN YOUR STORY AND STICK WITH IT!!!

[kliljedahl]

10. & the bones were "unfossilized"

Amazing!!!

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[BlueEyedSon]

11. This BS fest to be at Liberty University, what a surprise.

[BurtWorm]

12. Werner Gitt?

Ken Ham?

No it's not a parody, except of itself.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/events/megaconference/speakers.aspx#ham