We need a law

[The Whiskey Priest]

That allows the Republican Party to hide in our closets and protect us from the danger under our beds (or in our beds).

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

I'd like to see the repukes find any space to hide in my closet! Under the bed? They'll be eating dust bunnies....

[HuskiesHowls]

2. "They are hiding in our closets, they are hiding 'neath our beds"

That line made me remember a Mad Magazine from years ago. They did a parody of The John Birch Society, and had (I think) The John Birch Hymn of the Republic.

mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming of the reds,
they are hiding in our closets, they are hiding 'neath our beds


Unfortunately, I don't remember more than that:-( and a google search proved fruitless, except for a lot of fun song parodies!!