"My Fellow Americans...either raise my poll numbers...or I'll...I'll...

[ScreamingMeemie]

I'll raise the threat level and scare all your butts into raising my approval rating, Dammit!!!"

[salin]

1. Too bad Ridge blew the whistle on that little gig

acknowledging the use of the terror alert system for political opportunism - being raised when there was no indication of any increased risk.

Sorry W- won't work so well this time. Folks are growing tired and cynical.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. OOK! OOOOOOK! OOK! OOK! OOOOOOK!

That's the new Homeland Security Terra Threat Level Meter.

Five "OOKs" is the MAXIMUM number of OOKS from the Chimp-In-Chief before a state of Martial Law is declared.

OOOOOOK!



:evilgrin:

[Carolab]

4. I thought it was five BOOGA-BOOGAS. Must have missed the memo.

eom

[rad23]

3. dubya and blair joke

Thought I`d share this with you from Paul Edge`s blog :)

Dubya and Tony Blair are sitting drinking in a bar with a cat when a guy comes over picks up the cat looks under it and walks away. a couple of minutes later another guy comes in a does the same thing. a few minutes later it happens again. Dubya looks a bit confused and says to Tony "why do people keep lookin under that cat" to which Tony replies " i dunno, if it happens again we'll ask them why".

So sure enough another guy comes in picks up the cat then goes to walk away and Dubya asks him "why does everyone keep lookin under that cat" and the guy replies "someone said there was a cat in here with two arseholes"...

peace

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Rofl!!!

:rofl: Thanks for sharing. :hi:

[newyawker99]

7. Hi rad23!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[four more wars]

6. I'll....I'll.....I'll....

keep on stalling til KKKarl gets this damn earpiece working to tell me what I'll do.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. His tie is the exact color of blood when it first leaves the body.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. LOL!!! Nicely framed.