What I Learned from the Liberal Media this month

[Fight_n_back]

Democrats are mean.

Not just because it rhymes with "Dean". Democrats spew racist things like calling someone "white" or "Christian" two long oppressed groups in America.

Republicans are kind people who are principled in their gossip campaign about Hillary Clinton's lesbianism. (She is gay but had a child with Vince Foster because he looked a lot like a chick) or as the super nice Sen from Arizona once said, nicely ""Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." -- John McCain "

Republicans want conservative judges because they are principled, Democrats want to obstruct conservative judges because they are blinded by ideology.

Howard Dean is bad for Democrats because of his outrageous comments. They need someone more like Newt Gingrich who was always measured in his comments. {regarding Bill Clinton: "If the Soviet empire still existed, I'd be terrified. The fact is, we can afford a fairly ignorant presidency now."...regarding his leadership style "I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican
Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty. We
encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all
those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire
but are lousy in politics" and then there is always his first wife "She isn't young enough or pretty enough to be the President's wife." }

Also...
If you are looking for someone in a small area and the government there is a freind of yours, they will move heaven and earth to help you. So it is just bad luck that Bin Laden is in Pakistan and not Aruba.

And...
It doesn't matter that there is proof that the President defrauded the American people to go to war because everybody already knew that and we don't care because, well just 'cause, thats all.

[dbt]

1. I wish I knew whether to laugh or cry about this!

Nice work.

:thumbsup:

[ariellyn]

2. Very nicely written, you should send it to a newspaper. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. This is great

May I borrow it to email to a conservative friend?

[Fight_n_back]

5. Thank you

That would be an honor

[quinnox]

4. heh

Yea, exactly, Americans are so over the reasons for going to war, it's time to move on!

Time to move on to the next glorious conflict for freedom.

[fob]

6. I have a question about the "white christian republican" comment.

Which term were the white christian republican leaders upset with as the denigrating term?

[placton]

7. why where they upset?

Because they've spent years putting tokens (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Jews, etc) up to pretend they are a big tent party. That is the great thing about watching the GOP presidential convention: you get to see ALL the African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Jews in the Grand Old Party, at one place!

[Fight_n_back]

8. It was Deans most brilliant move yet

Republicans have spent fourty years casting the Democrats as a party of Blacks, Gays and women. Now as they try to govern they say they are a big tent. Dean is basically forcing them to sya that they are not the defender of white Christian values but of all Americans (including infidels and non whites). It essentially immasculates one of the scissor issues.

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. Definitely send it to your newspaper.

That's great!