I'm having an MJ Party! Free Jesus Juice! Boys Only!

[mopaul]

only boy chidren, cause i just love the chidren, the boy chidren.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Age limit?

[mopaul]

3. but of course

and plenty of girlie mags too!

[Atman]

2. Is it a sleepover???!

Can we play "touch my monkey?"

[mopaul]

4. is that a song title, or a kid's game?

and yes, we can play, as long as your not past 4th grade.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

5. self delete

;)

[Lexingtonian]

6. ooooh, does it come in Sippy cups?

With cookies?

Yay!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

7. self delete

trust me it was stupid

[Sannum]

11. Oh hell no! That is not a real MJ song is it?

:spray:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

13. yes it was

but i deleted it because i thought it was a little too sick for my own tastes.

[Sannum]

15. oh god....why didn't he just call it " I like touching little boys"

:eyes:

[splat@14]

8. Close Gitmo and send them to Neverland! Gannon can interrogate!

[CatWoman]

9. Mo, you know I love you

but please cut this shit out.

[mopaul]

18. folks have been cracking MJ jokes for 20 years straight now

with at least 20 more years to go

[Sannum]

10. LOL!

:7

[uppityperson]

12. how cum yur avatar is still gome?

some peeple have avatars, some dont? i'm not a boy so i'm not gonna join you. sorry

[CalebHayes]

14. This should be in the lounge.

so should everyother MJ post.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Mike's career will flourish since he went to jail...

He can always do a new country CD with Merle Haggard and David Allen Coe!

[Baclava]

17. Last chance for Michael Jackson jokes...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to the priest at his confessional?
A: I saw him first!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?

Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.