God Hates Shrimp.

[chalky]

Okay, this is a new one on me.

"We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants."

:rofl:

eta: oh, oh, and the magnets they offer..."When Jesus died for your sins, he wore a crown of thorns, NOT A LOBSTER BIB!"

I'm dyin' here....

[jeff30997]

1. God Hates Chimpy.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. Wait, chimpy says "God" tells him whom to attack.

God talks to chimpy and God chose chimpy to be pResident.

[Karenina]

18. "Hate" may be too strong a word...

[Bolo Boffin]

2. God's just never had shrimp prepared right.

[Colorado Blue]

3. LOL! I've been a vegetarian for years but there are times I

really miss SHRIMP.

And scallops too:)

[robertarctor]

4. Leviticus 11, yep. It's raht there in thayut Bibble.

And if'n yuh insist on hay-rassin' them homma-seksyuhls, then yuh betta not be suppin' down at thayut Red Lobster!

[Karenina]

17. Magnet made of iron, lobster made of MEAT!!!

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/3240/

[mcctatas]

6. I'm no theologian, but...

Didn't JC kinda do away with some of the old testament stuff. like dietary laws and circumcission? I thought all of the fundies went wild for JC, what gives?

[chalky]

7. I dunno...food allergies?

n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

9. Supposivley

But sometimes I think these rightwingers forget that. Don't forget one guy (his name left me now) had a dream in the old testament where God told him basically he can eat any animal. There was this net and had every type of animal in it and the net was released saying you could eat them. Plus, didn't God tell Adam to hunt etc?

[crimson333]

8. That is why my seventh day advenist friends will not eat shrimp

[chalky]

10. Hey all, did I forget to mention that the site is a PARODY?

Says so in tiny letters at the bottom of the screen:

"This site is a work of parody, conceived by Joe Decker and executed by Ryland Sanders."

Just so there's no misunderstanding. :)

[mcctatas]

13. Wow do I feel like an ass

:dunce: Just goes to show, nothing the fundies could do would surprise me in the least:smoke:

[Up2Late]

11. NO, I DO NOT HATE SHRIMP! Welp, there you have it folks. God told me...

to type that. So it's official, God does NOT Hate shrimp. Praise Geeeesusss!

[lenidog]

12. If you eat kosher then shrimp, lobster and the like are a big no no

along with any carrion eaters. Though I am not sure why that was put in. Its not as if there is a big rush to run out and eat vultures and jackals.

[seabeyond]

14. i see this site is parody, but.....not surprised, wouldnt be surprised

i fingered since so many had read leviticus about the gays, that the repigious right now had to ban shrimp from their diet so they didnt seem like such hypocrits. i was all excited for a minute. i know a lot of people i could have gotten with that one

[Karenina]

19. You'll love Lobster Magnet

See my post #17. It's one of my FAVORITES! :silly:

[leftofthedial]

15. that is wonderfully good.

[personman]

16. I think god hates chickens...

that's why he made them friggen delicious. I can't pass a farm without wanting to jump on one, tear it limb from limb and eat it.