I'm jealous....

[linazelle]

Mopaul posts a one-liner and gets 76 hits all day long.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3863493&mesg_id=3863493


Me? I rack my brain to put my deepest, heartfelt concerns into words and--my posts sink faster than an anvil dropped from a plane.


Is it my deoderant? :shrug: Or my mouthwash? (Maybe I should do a poll...) :crazy:

[graywarrior]

1. Be happy I don't post to all your. I kill them all.

[linazelle]

6. So it's YOUR fault. You BASTARD.

Just kiddin'. :hi:

[graywarrior]

10. Yes, I get bennies for my service.

[whistle]

2. Well, just look at the car he drives....

...plus the line is a very good one:

<snip>

The Second I Saw the Second Jet Hit the Second Tower...I knew
and four years later, i haven't changed my mind one bit.

[knowbody0]

3. that's just how it goes sometimes

i get a dull ache in my tummy, but it goes away. almost 72k people ignore you, maybe it's because you've so profoundly stated something, everyone is speechless.....

[linazelle]

4. LOL n/t

[wakeme2008]

5. A link to your post would be helpful.....

:)

[linazelle]

7. There are too many to link, many lost to the archives, it's happened

so often. But that's OK. I'm gonna buy a car like Mopaul's. That'll bring the attention I'm seeking. :D

[mopaul]

9. chicks dig the car

[linazelle]

11. Rut roh, that may not work for me, being a chick and all. LOL nt

[thereismore]

8. kick

[fla nocount]

12. Maybe this will help. aka FrankNStein

I first registered at DU for the privilige of responding to withering rant by the above named poster, FrankNStein, titled "WHEN WILL SOMEONE SAY IT?".

The drift was the same with the MIHOP/LIHOP though we didn't have those acronyms back then. The surprising part was the similarity in content and diction to mopaul's current post. Hell, it could've been the same person.

So maybe it's the subject, maybe it's the style.

[mopaul]

15. "I" am the former Frank Stein

used that name for the first few months here, then changed it to my real name. i authored that post.

[fla nocount]

19. I Know......... and that's another response to this post. n/t

[mopaul]

20. i'm glad you did

[H2O Man]

13. The only thread

I have posted in decades that has gotten any attention has to do with the Michael Jackson case. Other than that, I don't think I could pay people to pay attention to anything I post. My Robert Blake thread will be unveiled tomorrow!

[mopaul]

16. my thread on seeing eye kangaroos went nowhere

and here i was trying to help people

[H2O Man]

17. But the idea of

seeing eye kangaroos to help guide blind folks to court has such promise!

[dogday]

14. I am posting cause I have felt the topic burn a few times myself

know how it feels, heck I will post a few times for ya if you want....

[linazelle]

18. Awwwww...that's so nice. I'll have to keep an eye out for your

posts and give 'em a kick or two. :yourock:

[dogday]

21. Thanks I appreciate that

And I will do the same..... everyone deserves a few kicks, right?

[linazelle]

22. You bet. n/t

[mopaul]

23. but seriously, about your deodorant...

it's just fine, and so are your threads. and you shouldn't be jealous of a brain in a tank hooked up to the internet, i'm jealous of you.

[linazelle]

24. Not to turn this into a lovefest or anything, but I appreciate that,

and you know what :yourock: too :hi:.

P.S. Your posts are always brilliant, and so are your graphics.

[mopaul]

25. love is all i need

i love meeee, yeaaah yeaah yeah

[dogday]

26. Speaking of Love

I love that duck picture animation where the duck is taped to the wall. I do think that is so funny.....

[linazelle]

27. You mean the one that "BASTARD" who causes my posts to sink

uses? :crazy: I like it too. I thought it was a chickenhawk.

[dogday]

29. I am not that well versed in Fowl

maybe that bastard can tell ya!

[eleny]

28. I'll give ya a lil kick

Watch out, here it comes! :kick: Ouch!!!!

[PlanetBev]

30. Mopaul's rant cracked me up after election 2004

I remember it being about not changing clothes or taking a shower for days, rolling around on the floor, eating the carpet and thrashing about.

I called in sick, didn't eat, cried all day and never got out of my jammies.

Somehow, he managed to make me laugh through it all.