Just saw the ultimate Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.

[Jara sang]

It had the official Bush/Cheney logo. Then it said "Victory '04" "The South has Risen!" "Pro-Life, Pro-Family, Pro-America" It spoke volumes about the average Bush voter. Since when did racism become a family value? I have said it before and I will say it again, nearly every republican I have ever met is a racist. I'll be calling the RNC and asking them exactly what they meant by, "The South has risen" and why they are taking a pro-slavery, racist position on that bumper sticker.

[elehhhhna]

1. Since when is a CT prep-schooler a Southerner?

[Dirty Hippie]

2. Most people believe he is from Texas

and a southerner. HEe has cultivated that persona.

When I correct people and tell them he is from Connecticut they are surprised.

BTW: I agree about the racism thing. Most repubs I know are basically very prejudiced.

[Jara sang]

3. Most people believe he is a Christian too

He is not. I talked to a guy who was in the young Republicans with him back in the late sixties. Bush is using the Christian Right and they are idiots for following him.

[baldguy]

4. Most people believe he's a Republican.

Most people believe he's an American.

[phaseolus]

5. Most people believe he's human

John Prine's song "Some Humans Ain't Human" --

"Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm

Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
You open up their hearts
And here's what you'll find
A few frozen pizzas
Some ice cubes with hair
A broken Popsicle
You don't want to go there

Some humans ain't human
Though they walk like we do
They live and they breathe
Just to turn the old screw
They screw you when you're sleeping
They try to screw you blind
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind

You might go to church
And sit down in a pew
Those humans who ain't human
Could be sittin' right next to you
They talk about your family
They talk about your clothes
When they don't know their own ass
From their own elbows

Jealousy and stupidity
Don't equal harmony
Jealousy and stupidity
Don't equal harmony

Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm


Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shit on your hood

Or you're feeling your freedom
And the world's off your back
Some cowboy from Texas
Starts his own war in Iraq

Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
They lie through their teeth
With their head up their behind
You open up their hearts
And here's what you'll find
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind

Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm..."

[Jara sang]

6. Most people believe that he has a soul.

I'm not one of them.