So I breezed through AM hate radio yesterday and learned....

[Liberal Veteran]

....that as long as you get served good food, it is impossible to be abused or tortured while being detained by the government.

What a revelation!

[Sparkly]

1. I'm sure the detainees never want to leave.

I'm sure they'd much rather be there than home with their families. :eyes:

(Jon Stewart was hilarious on this point the other night, btw.)

[meegbear]

2. Hey Sean ...

I got a roast beef dinner and a red hot poker ready for yah.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Sean would probably enjoy the poker...you might want to try...

...desecrating a flag or bible or make him listen to Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy at full blast 24/7.

[wakeme2008]

3. And what these idiots never bring up

is if you get a prison menu anyplace in the US,,, probably it would sound the same... Lemon Chicken... not like anything normal people have ever had.....

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Institutional food always sounds better on the menu...

....than it actually tastes anyway.

[Ravenseye]

9. Hey, I like Lemon Chicken!

It's good! It's easy to make and tasty. Just go to the spice isle at your grocery and get the lemon chicken spice pack etc, cook the chicken with that on it, then a side of green beans, and some white rice.

Good stuff.

Best when followed by electrical shock torture.

[Protagoras]

6. As long as you have a good blanket, you shouldn't

complain about being subjected to a blanket party...yeah I get that logic.

[Ravenseye]

7. It's only logical

6am - Woken up by rabid barking dogs.
6am-7am - Morning Electrical Shock Treatment
7am - Breakfast: Two eggs, sunny side up, a side of turkey sausage, wheat bread, and two types of fruit.
8am-12am - Beaten with various golf clubs starting with 9 iron and working way up to drivers.
12noon - Lunch: Whole wheat pita with falafel, lettuce, tomato, and sauce. Choice of soda and side dish.
1pm-5pm Forced to piss on self, defecate and eat own feces, eat dirt, lick boots, etc.
5pm - Dinner: Four course steak dinner, with choices of vegtable and starch.
6pm-10pm - Eyes forced open Clockwork Orange style, and made to watch films of brutality, rape, murder, etc.
10pm - Low Fat Frozen Yogurt desert, choice of 31 flavors.
10:30pm-2am - Whipped with leather and metal chains.
2am - Lights Out.

How is that torture? They got steak dinner for chrissakes!!!

[JoMama49]

8. hey, wot u talkin bout? R 3 hots n a cot R way betta than

ther 3 hots n a cot!!!
JoMama.

[demgurl]

10. I got pretty mad at El Windbag yesterday and went on a rant myself......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3874708&mesg_id=3874708

Those people make me so mad.

[ProfessorGAC]

11. And You Didn't Know That?

Seems obvious to me. A little torture. Sleep deprivation. Manacles and cages. But, some decent meals. It's all good!
The Professor

[zbdent]

12. I'm sure that Rush limpballs would love lemon chicken

liberally sprinkled with a Guard's urine, as is probably likely in Gitmo - done in front of the prisoners.

Then the guards likely say "Gee, he won't eat perfectly good food . . ."