Caption this Photo of Poppy

[Sparkly]

So weird, I'm speechless.

[liberal N proud]

1. The bird talks to bush through a translator

[Blue Belle]

28. At least Poppy has the decency to wear his

Device on his ear and not hidden on his back like Jr. :eyes:

[chalky]

34. babelfish has a democracy to fascist translation program now?

n/t

[lies and propaganda]

2. Whats that little Freedom Eagle?

You want me to start planning an Irag Invasion for when my kids steals some elections? Yes, mr. Freedom Eagle....

[trotsky]

3. Turkey Meets Eagle, film at 11.

n/t

[merh]

4. Poppy?

[BringEmOn]

Because of what the Bush Crime Family has done to my country,

I hereby resign as the national emblem.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Now Xerxex!! Kill Kill!! go for the eyes!!

[Dora]

6. I don't care what you're a symbol of...

If I find birdshit on my shoes, I know of a man on a grassy knoll with his sight trained on you.

[MindPilot]

7. Bird of PREY dumbass, not PRAY.

Now leave me alone before I crap on your head.

[underpants]

8. Wow Barbara has lost some weight!

:bounce:

[Blue Belle]

29. Okay... I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor when I read that one!

:spray:

[Radio_Lady]

31. Them's the dangers of being in the DU Lounge while ingesting coffee!

Try water next time! Or even spit!

[Blue Belle]

35. I know... Live and learn!

Although, I read this in the GD. Is/was it posted in the lounge too?

[Radio_Lady]

36. Oh, sorry -- I don't even know where the hell I am, despite drinking

coffee since 5 AM. I'll wake up soon. I guess I'm in the G** D*** General Discussion group (that represents FOUR words)!

I hardly ever come here any more, but I'm waiting for a delivery of a mattress for a daybed in my home. You know how deliveries are -- "We'll be there SOMETIME during the afternoon, say, 12 Noon to 6 PM -- that's a good range! No, we can't give you any updates along the way."

Tra-la-la-la-LA....

[Blue Belle]

38. The cable and Phone companies give those same time perameters...

Like we don't have better shit to do than wait for them all day. :eyes:

I've been drinking coffee all day too - trying to stay awake, but find it impossible due to this G** D***** antihistamine!! :crazy:

[Radio_Lady]

43. Sorry about your allergies -- the few times I took them, I wasn't

able to function AT ALL in a desk job in the morning.

I do use Benadryl 25 mg. for a sleeping pill sometimes. Two of those would successfully put me into a coma!!!!

PS. I got the bed around 4 PM today. I'm happy!

[Tim4319]

9. What's that Karl?

[pstans]

10. Hey pops, can we have our counrty back?

[Horse with no Name]

11. You're brain is still bigger than dubya's. eom

[bushisanidiot]

12. Your head would look good on my wall. Is it huntin' season yet?

i wonder how many gun crazed freeptards have killed a bald eagle just for a trophy..

[BringEmOn]

13. Cheney says ya taste like chicken

[LordshipLadyship]

14. Bill, are you sure this new body

swapping machine contraption is gonna work so the next time I jump out of a plane I won't need a parachute cause I can fly?


Big Dog: Sure thing. (concealing snicker)

Bird: Ackkk!! (translated) Not a BUSH, oh God no, goddammit, I'm the national symbol, you can't do this to me, send me to Iraq, birds can serve their country, come on, you have a personnel shortage, anything but being in a BUSH!!!!

[lonestarnot]

15. I bet I can pick your eyes out before you can mine!

[dogday]

16. Whatever you do-Don't Peck my Pecker.....

bird looks like it is looking down....

[johnaries]

17. What are you looking at, birdie? You ain't no Monica and I ain't no Bill.

eom

[Nostradammit]

18. Poppy: "I can't understand a fucking word you're saying."

.

[kliljedahl]

19. At least it's not a turkey

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[tecelote]

20. Since the Year 2000...

Bald Eagles, whose head feathers are normally white, have begun to turn brown. The reason is unknown, but many believe it has to do with the ever increasing crap broadcast on American airwaves.

[fla nocount]

21. "Barbara, we're old enough now that it doesn't matter anymore, so tell me

who's really their father, Goldwater?"

[kliljedahl]

23. That's not Barbara

It's an eagle, not a buzzard.


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[fla nocount]

25. Looks like a harpy to me. n/t

[dajoki]

22. please tell your son...

to stop embarrassing me.:cry:

[XemaSab]

24. "Look everybody!

I'm Jon Stewart! I'm Jon Stewart!"

[Kurovski]

26. "Let the Eagle Whooore..."

George H W Bush records the Carlyle Group version of a perrenial Neo-Con favorite.

[Hubert Flottz]

27. "I'll get you my pretty!"

"You and your damned buddy the spotted owl too!"

[kskiska]

30. "Who you callin' a popinjay?" n/t

[yurbud]

32. that's actually one of the healthier pics I've seen of him in a while

usually he looks like he's halfway through chemo

(and Barb looks like she's taking a break from being one of the faces on Mount Rushmore)

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[Warren DeMontague]

33. Now, witness the firepower of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL

BATTLE STATION!



Oh, sorry. Got confused, there.

[expatriate]

37. the eagle raps:

"I'm a raptor,
Just doin' what I can,
Gonna pick out the eyes
Of this evil ol' man!

Yo, yo dudes!
Once dis mofo is blind,
Gonna go do the same
for the rest of his kind!

Then I'll peck out their tongues
So they've got nuttin' to say!
Dat's how I will restore
The American way!"

(with apologies to Robin Williams for stealing the first line from him)

[gulliver]

39. That damned thing bites me, we lose the fundies! n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

40. "Don't just squat there you damned tired assed, lazy assed bird!

Shit me, Dick and Jimbo Bakkker a BIG pay day PDQ, or I'll spray some more DDT on your eggs!"

[gulliver]

41. Eagle: Keep your distance barf boy! n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

42. that beak 's as yellow as my sons.

[xultar]

44. So, what's the deal with the minime pops?

[PassingFair]

45. "That's some Pecker you got there!"

"Makes an old man jealous!"