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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:48 PM
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Fill in the blank: *, w/o handlers, a wire or a teleprompter, would be __
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libertypirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:49 PM
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1. stupid is as stupid does!
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:51 PM
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2. Fucked. n/t
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:52 PM
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3. flinging his poop at onlookers?
Is that the correct answer?
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:51 AM
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17. I like it. n/t
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cry baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:53 PM
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4. sitting in a rocking chair on his porch in Crawford reading the
local paper, The Iconoclast, praising President Gore and mumbling incoherently.
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:54 PM
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7. no, he doesn't read them papers! 'member?
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cry baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:56 PM
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8. hehehe
:evilgrin:
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:53 PM
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5. As articulate
as a jack rabbit junkie scrambling for his next fix.
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johnnypneumatic Donating Member (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:53 PM
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6. howdy doody
Fill in the blank: *, w/o handlers, a wire or a teleprompter, would be
like a dummy without a ventriloquist's hand up his butt.
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:15 AM
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11. johnnypneumatic
welcome to DU

:hi:
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:17 AM
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12. Damn! I was going to use that one!
However, I guess I could say that "*, w/o handlers, a wire or a teleprompter, would be __ an artichoke!" :rofl:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 07:58 AM
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19. Hi johnnypneumatic!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:01 AM
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9. wrapped around a bridge piling at 3:00 am.....after the bars closed n/t
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:08 AM
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10.  a paper weight.
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:20 AM
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13. MUTE
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 12:21 AM by Carla in Ca
n/t
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:27 AM
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14. A third base 'ball dude' for an East Texas...
minor league baseball outfit. He'd be happy to work for beer and hotdogs.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:43 AM
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15. still able to peel bananas with his feet.
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:49 AM
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16. Toast
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:57 AM
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18. A washed up drunk
sitting around with a perpetual buzz, talking big about his dad the former prez and his brother the guv'ner.
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:01 AM
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20. A nice guy
...with his MBA, eating well cooked fried foods by Mrs. Bush... living a nice family life of richness.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:02 AM
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21. a pile of warm shit
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:02 AM
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22. a giggling ward of the state.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:04 AM
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23. Really funny to watch...
and then EVERYBODY would be able to "get" the joke.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 08:07 AM
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24. Alfred E. Neuman - what me worry?
he'd still have his daddy & the Bin Laden family to take care of him...
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