His ejection harness, hugging him tightly between the legs - Dana Milbank

[DoYouEverWonder]

No, I'm not posting pornography in GD. This is a quote from Dana Milbank's article the day after Bu$h's Mission Accomplished photo flop. Whoring doesn't get any better then this.

For Bush, the Military Is the Message for '04

By Dana Milbank
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 2, 2003; Page A01

<snip>

For Bush -- who also spent the night aboard the carrier -- the whole day was devoted to linking his presidency to the aura of the U.S. military. When the Viking S-3B carrying Bush made its tailhook landing on the aircraft carrier off California yesterday, Bush emerged from the cockpit in full olive flight suit and combat boots, his helmet tucked jauntily under his left arm. As he exchanged salutes with the sailors, his ejection harness, hugging him tightly between the legs, gave him the bowlegged swagger of a top gun.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A2849-2003May1¬Found=true

[BlueEyedSon]

1. That "Dana" woman is such a WHORE!

[patdem]

5. "Dana" is not a WOMAN...he is perceived to be a man..of course we

all know he is really a wuss!

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. According to this bio

Dana is a straight?, white male.



Born: c. 1968

Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Journalist

Level of fame: Niche
Executive summary: Washington Post White House reporter

The most hated man in the White House press corps. - Say wha?

I guess Dana was just trying to kiss royal butt that day?

http://www.nndb.com/people/871/000044739/

[Supersedeas]

26. Dana is cute clever and an easy mark by Wash power plays

Get your hatchet jobs here...git ya hatchet jobs, right cheer.

[DemBones DemBones]

33. What's up with him being born c. 1968? He doesn't know when

he was born or he won't tell? "Circa" is usually applied to dates a bit further back in history than 1968. I have clothes older than that. (OK, I have a poncho from late 1965, I guess that's not exactly "clothes" but still. . .)

[BlueEyedSon]

14. (wink)

[patdem]

2. Well, I guess if Conyers appeared in a 'flight suit' all would be peachy

keen? of course as long as..."his ejection harness, hugging him tightly between the legs, gave him the bowlegged swagger of a top gun.

What a wuss is Milbank! :puke:

[BlueEyedSon]

7. More like an old geezer with jock itch and hemorrhoids.

Since when are top guns bowlegged?

[JohnyCanuck]

21. I don't know about top guns, but pretend cowbows frequently are. n/t

[reality based]

31. Close encounters with corncobs at pig farms n/t

[sundancekid]

25. absolutely no bow to these top gun legs here ... LOL ...who you lookin at?

[patdem]

32. I think * rides his bike to get bowlegged...since he is afraid of horses!

[kliljedahl]

37. It was hooked on his codpiece, that's all

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

3. Eww, icky, gross

I'm really glad I didn't read that on the day it came out. I would have been traumatized for months! MKJ

:puke:

[DemBones DemBones]

4. The man looked deformed with those straps

"hugging him tightly."

[Arugula Latte]

6. Real pilots would have known to unstap in order to walk around

but those who only play dress up don't know.

[BlueEyedSon]

10. Maybe he left them on in case he had to eject off the deck of the carrier!

[Vickers]

30. Bwahahahahaha!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

He knows his dad panicked and bailed out of his plane (killing his crew, who he didn't warn), so he wanted to be prepared.

[Catch22Dem]

12. I was thinking the same thing...

When you step out of the cockpit you unhook the crotch straps on the g-suit so you can walk around. The only time you walk around like the king moron is when you're walking TO the aircraft.

[Straight Shooter]

19. Amen. I showed the shrub "twig & berries" photo to a pilot friend.

He almost bust a gut laughing.

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. A real top gun

knows enough to unbuckle those straps.

[NewHampshireDem]

9. If I were his editor:

"his ejection harness, framing his undersized package, gave him the bowlegged swagger of toddler with a load in his pants."

[DemonFighterLives]

16. Much more accurate description

Edpecially if you throw in a little diaper rash.

[Oilwellian]

20. That was very funny....

and much more accurate. :D

[DemonFighterLives]

11. Sounds like dana is jealous of the ejection harness

Kinda wants to be close to his master.

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. I'm sure Dana

was one of the lucky reporters that got to ride in one of the fighter jets that day. What an abuse of power on the part of the WH, not to mention a waste of resources during 'war time.'

[DemonFighterLives]

17. Wasteful bassturds never gave it a thought

Kept the boys out to sea for an extra day too. I'm sure that they were pissed off as could be.

[burythehatchet]

18. As I said in another thread, Milbank is a bonesman

so he's clearly tickeled a few balls in his Yale career. His description of the chimp has more to do with lust than anything else.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3888011&mesg_id=3888011

[The Backlash Cometh]

22. I think Dana is the new Andrew Sullivan.

[acmejack]

23. G Gordon Liddy also mentioned the same thing

These people are all fixated on *'s dick! wtf?

[leftchick]

29. remember tweety's reaction?

omg, I thought he would soil his tighty whiteys.

[Career Prole]

24. I found a picture of Shrub and Milbank together!

:evilgrin:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

27. ROFLMAO, thankful I hadn't just taken a sip of coffee!

MKJ

:rofl:

[reality based]

28. Bowlegged swagger

Exchanging salutes with sailors. "Ejection" harness. Hugging tightly between the legs. Hey, Ken Starr, this guy can write even if he didn't come up with "prancing around on the flight deck." Why, even Gannon/Guckert couldn't journalize better.

[killbotfactory]

34. Bush should fire a shotgun into the air from the whitehouse lawn

it would make Dana cream himself.

[lala_rawraw]

35. Well Dan would know:D

[DemBones DemBones]

36. After all the complaining about Clinton's sex life being publicized

and parents having to explain oral sex to kids, etc., why oh why have these parents not complained about the allegedly straight male journalists who thought the flight suit was such a turn-on? As has been said here and elsewhere, pilots laughed at his not undoing the harness when he got out of the plane, and I never heard a woman say he looked sexy with the full diaper look, but allegedly straight male journalists rhapsodized about his manliness.

:wtf: