Rush admits fascination with bill clinton's sexuality

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

not really anything we didn't already know, but i've never heard it so blatant

i was torturing myself on the way to work this morning and listened

he was trying to compare the media's focus on bill and hillary with ben and j-lo

he then tried to say that people are only interested in the clinton's for tablois reasons and then said (almoat an exact quote-i made a note to myself, but i'm going form memory here) "C'mon, you know when you see them you wonder when was the last time they did it. It's the first thing that comes to your mind. It is for me."


How truly sad it must be for conservatives to be so spellbound by the power of Bill's willie that they can't look at the clinton's without picturing them engaged in carnal lust

[wryter2000]

1. I have to admit

I have to admit that I think of carnal lust every time I see Clinton, only he's not doing it with Hilary. Did you catch the faded jeans in Iowa? Be still my heart.

(slap me!) :)

Editted to add more salacious and probably inappropriate material.

[sandnsea]

4. rotfl

Okay, send the slap on over. I admit it, 'he had me at hello'.

[juajen]

6. God, me, too!

I think he's incredibly sexy, and I'm too old to be thinking of things lak dat, except, of course, once or twice a month. I hate getting old. Evidently the "guys" think he's sexy also, else, they wouldn't have obsessed so over the salacious content of the Starr report.

[TheBlob]

2. You've gotta be kidding

"C'mon, you know when you see them you wonder when was the last time they did it. It's the first thing that comes to your mind. It is for me."

:wtf:

[Champion Jack]

3. When I see rush I'm reminded that

I have to clean up the dog shit in the yard.

[RobertSeattle]

7. I have dogs too

I think from now on when I have to clean up the backyard I'll refer to it as "Limbaughing".

[wryter2000]

10. Great idea

I have snakes, and boy, does their poop stink. From now on, I'm going to tell the dh, "One of the snakes Limbaughed."

[LynneSin]

21. I don't think you have enough shit there to equal Rush Limbaugh

This is more on the Rush Limbaugh porportion of how much shit you'd have to scoop up to equal the amount of shit in that man:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=2&u=/ap/cat_infestation



3 Feet of Feces Dug Up in Home of 130 Cats
Mon Sep 22, 1:18 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!

MILWAUKEE - Cats were literally coming out of the walls of this south side home.


Last week, Milwaukee police found 130 felines and a dog in house where trash and cat feces was found up to 3 feet deep.

That's alotta shit!!!

[gratuitous]

5. As opposed to Lil George and Pickles

I mean, if it weren't for the twins, I'd be willing to bet that they're as sexually active as Rob and Laura Petrie in their matched twin beds.

[TacticalPeek]

17. Even if a RW creep had some manhood,

he wouldn't know what to do with it.

cf. aWol and Mrs. aWol:

"He said he planned to see her later at their Texas ranch. "She will be the lump in the bed next to me since I get in at 1:30 in the morning," the president said."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/07/01/politics/main561301.shtml

yawn . . . 1:30am? . . . nah . . . :boring:

[UTUSN]

8. from BROCK, pp 253-7

*****QUOTE********
...she (Laura INGRAHAM) was also a wicked gossip, befriending the likes of Rush Limbaugh and George Will, then repeating their often creepy confidences to me. ....
********UNQUOTE*****

LIMBOsevic's "creepy confidences" are not likely to be limited ONLY to CLINTON's sex life.

[arcane1]

9. NOBODY lusts after the 'Clenis' more than Republicans do

they are obsessed, they can think of NOTHING ELSE!!!


jeez, I wish mine had a fan-club that big! :evilgrin:

[Mandate My Ass]

11. All it takes is an intern, a blue dress

and a pizza IIRC. That can't be too hard to come up with, can it?:shrug:

The puritanical yet strangely sex-obsessed special prosecutor will do all the rest.

[arcane1]

16. lol

good points

too many word plays in your post, though.. must-not-make-smart-ass-remarks :evilgrin:

[Mandate My Ass]

19. Ah, you forget -- Mme. Lewinskey c'est moi

Make smart ass remarks to your heart's content. It's all good dirty fun and it makes repukes absolutely cock-eyed with envy. }(

[arcane1]

22. hehehe

cock-eyes is about as accurate a description as can be found for the Clintophile Repubes

:evilgrin:

(but you can leave the beret at home) :-)

[calimary]

14. Maybe it's Penis Envy.

I just realized that, while it used to be all about Clinton's "package," the rethugs, and bush himself, have made it all about bush's "package." They even came out and gushed about it specifically during the "I'm not a fighter jock but I play one on TV" episode. So it IS about bush's dick (and I don't mean cheney). And, I'd be willing to bet, by how MUCH they feel the need to overcompensate.

Besides, when was the last time you heard anybody say they wanted a piece of elephant?

[arcane1]

23. "bush's dick (and I don't mean cheney). "

LOL!

<snorts coffee>


you people are killing me today :-)

[qb]

12. When Rush sees Bush, the first thing he wonders

is when's the last time he did it with Victor Ashe!
Context: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=384851&mesg_id=384851

[NewYorkerfromMass]

13. Wow. Franken was right. he IS a BIG FAT IDIOT

and I think he just lost a lot of listeners.

[Skittles]

15. When I see Rush

I wonder when's the last time he's SEEN IT.

[Fridays Child]

18. And this is the guy that Satan McGameboy has called a national treasure.

Speaks volumes, doesn'tit?

[gully]

20. He's just jelous

;)