We are all SAFER! yeah right.....

[radfringe]

:sarcasm: <on>:

no hippie left-winger radical will be able to burn the flag...

our troops in Iraq are now able to wrap the Humvees in flags instead of armor and be safe...

terrorist attacks will be rebuffed by flags flying safely

we can all drink cleaner water and breath cleaner air now that the flag has been fire proofed

our health will improved now that we won't be breathing in the ashes from flags

jobs will be created - people aren't afraid of having their flags burned will be out buying flags

expressing our right to free speech has been preservered -- we no longer have to worry about scorch marks from embers falling from burning flags to distract us from speaking out

the money we save from replacing burning flags can now be invested into private social security accounts

that pesky memo from Downing Street or torture reports are no longer a concern as the national debate focuses on old glory

women will wave, men will cheer, children will ride their bicycles and everyone will be showered by flowers...

brings a tear to my eyes... I feel soooo much safer now, don't you?
<end>:sarcasm:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. And what will true patriots do

with their flag shirts once they are soiled and torn? I guess since they can't burn them, they'll throw them in the garbage.....

[radfringe]

2. what about flag stickers on cars?

if you have a flag sticker on your car, and are in an accident and the sticker is damaged could you or the other party be tossed in jail/fined for flag desecration?