Scully/Muldar paranoia. What if Bush/Cheney/Rove are aliens?

[Cyrano]

Of course, no one can prove they are. Then again, no one can prove they aren't.

So let's look at the evidence. They've done everything in their power to sabotage the human species on planet earth. They can't be reasoned with. They have no pity or mercy. They have no conscience. And they'll never stop until they're stopped.

Are their actions those of rational, normal human beings? I think not. Nonetheless, shouldn't we try to contain them, observe them, and try to reach some rational conclusion as to the threat they present to humanity? Or is that asking to much? (Yes, restraining those in power is a major problem.)

Insane people have been in power in the past. But my argument is that 260 million Americans tolerating it, in some way, also makes us insane.

[leftofthedial]

1. they are clearly inhuman

I don't know if that equates to nonhuman.

[WatchWhatISay]

2. Who are Scully/Muldar?

Is there a link?

[Renew Deal]

7. X-Files

agents

[Vyan]

3. It's spelled...

MULDER! Like Mark Mulder the Baseball player. Scully was also named after Baseball announcer Vin Scully.

Vyan

[Cyrano]

9. I guess the misspelling makes me part of the plot. The horror. The horror.

[4_Legs_Good]

23. I didn't know that about Vin Scully! Cool!

[Skidmore]

4. They're Reptoids...

which sounds very similar to Hemmorhoids.

Seriously.

http://www.reptoids.com/

[Newsjock]

5. Perhaps they're all Slitheen

cf: Doctor Who
Bad wolf.

[kalibex]

14. Works for me.

S'all about the Profit.

-B

[Lisa]

31. Bush must be an exceptionally thin Slitheen

Karl and Dick, on the other hand, could easily be skinsuits!

So maybe Bush is some poor abducted chimpanzee whose brain they modified (excess body hair shaved off, of course) -- like that pig ...

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Boy, wouldn't it be great if the MSM picked up on this thread?

:thumbsup:

[NAO]

8. David Icke maintains that they are Satanic Pedophile Reptilian Aliens

of the Illuminati who drink human blood and shape shift back and forth between human and alien form.

David Icke's Website
http://www.davidicke.com

Icke is very interesting, and a fun read, but I do think you have to take his work with a grain - or possibly a block - of salt.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. I still think Icke is pulling our collective leg.

Like Alex Jones says, He does a great job delineating the power structure of modern corporate governance and exposing the secrets behind the decisions and pointing out the bad actors, but then, at the last minute, he goes "by the way, they're all Alien blood-drinking Lizards. Bye!"

I still think he's the Andy Kaufman of conspiracy theory.

[dbt]

13. I'm with Icke on this.

Take a good look at bu$hler, Chee-knee, Rumsferatu, Wolf-half-witz end especially Condo Lizard Reisssssssssssssssssssss. Reptiles, every damned one of 'em.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

27. If you kind of squint when looking at them you can almost see their

long lizardy tongues darting out. ;)

[jokerman93]

18. David Icke is

Don't get me started! Haha. David Icke is a psychotic New Age panderer. It amazes me that ANYONE reads his books at all, much less believes the crap. He took the reptoid idea wholesale from the old 80's SiFi series "V".

It's a lot like the huge subculture of occult dabblers that came up in the nineties who really believe in vampires and vampire slayers - after watching a decade of Buffy and Charmed reruns of course.

Damn. 'Murkins can be about the dumbest pig-ignant folk I ever knew!

[NAO]

22. David Icke rescued me from "The Dark Night of the Soul"

a period of intense spiritually dryness, filled with morose and sullenness.

Somehow a got a copy of "The Biggest Secret" and started reading it. Almost immediately I was snickering, laughing out loud, aching, snorting, and convulsing with glee for days or possibly weeks.

Just when you think he's said the most insane, bizarre, far-fetched thing it is possible for a human to conceive, he comes up with something even more outrageous.

And he is prolific. Each of his major works is over 500 pages. The major conspiracy books (Truth Shall Set You Free, The Biggest Secret, Children of the Matrix, and Tales from the Time Loop: The Most Comprehensive Expos of the Global Conspiracy Ever Written and All You Need to Know to Be Truly Free) comprise over 2000 pages of over-the-top delusional nut-job material, all woven together into what may be the largest systematic crazy-quilt paranoid conspiracy world-view ever conceived.

And the charts...those wonderful charts of the hidden power structure of the Elite with the Bilderbergers, the Illuminati, the Jesuits, the Freemasons, the Order of the Bath, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, all in boxes with the connecting links diagrammed in elaborate detail.

There are probably a few souls out there who sincerely believe everything Icke says. But I suspect many of his readers are just enjoying the show. And what a show it is.

[Cyrano]

24. I've never read Icke, but is ther some suggestion here that

I should have my fangs extracted???

Now let's talk about this. There are some out here who have this need to slink off into the darkness to follow the commands of THE ROVE.

Without fangs, we'd just be as impotent as Democrats. Come on, don't be deluded. Think about a planet inhabited by rational, thinking, "normal" human beings. "The horror. The horror."

[jokerman93]

28. rescued by David Icke from the long dark teatime of the soul

Yes indeed my friend. A hearty laugh is good strong medicine. Been there myself - in spades! My cure though, was a beautiful woman I met in Shanghai - NOT at a UFO conference!

;-)

Cheers.
:toast:

[paula777]

10. Stop reading scientology books

[EFerrari]

11. What if?! There's a doubt?

:shrug:

[jzodda]

15. Using Xfiles lore

I very much doubt they would be the aliens...Controlled by the Aliens is far more likely but since Mulder (you spelled his name wrong! heresy! hehe) and Scully are on the run now we will have to wait for the movie!

[ComerPerro]

16. Set seven years ago, about the Clintons, on a Right Wing messageboard

This would have been one very credible conspiracy theory.

In fact, the republicans would be outraged at the media for not reporting it!

[carnie_sf]

17. It reminds me

of a doctor who episode from this year, Aliens of London.

[RaleighNCDUer]

19. You know, in a way I'd be much more disturbed to find out

that they are not.

[Cyrano]

20. LOL. Just brilliant. I'm going to giggle about this for days.

On edit: A moron friend told me that only girls giggle. But there are always exceptions to the rule.

Yeah, he voted for Bush twice. I've questioned him about his home planet, but all I ever get is a strange, piercing stare (as if I'd inadvertently stumbled across some sort of truth.)

[RaleighNCDUer]

25. *giggle*

[Zorbuddha]

21. Maria Muldar is an alien?

I never would've guessed.

[Cleita]

26. Well, not insane, but complicit. It's time we brought them to justice.

eom

[Javaman]

29. If? there is a doubt?

[BeHereNow]

30. No question about it- they are aliens

At least in the sense of being void of
all human compassion and decency.
In that sense, they are surely not like the
majority of the human race. Not even remotely.
BHN