If this is not the answer to all the problems, it might at least serve to mollify many of them.
I ran across this and thought some here might get a kick out of it.
http://www.weaselwords.com.au/index3.htmLatest Reviews
'Spare Don Watson, author of Death Sentences from all of these weasely, wishy-washy, and worst of all, ugly bits of management-speak that have drifted out of consulting sessions and into the social realm.' Forbes.com
'In a blast that should be posted on every newsroom wall, Watson denounces journalists ``who reproduce without comment words that are intended to deceive or manipulate''' Bloomberg
'Death Sentences is a call to arms to save discourse from leaders who 'vandalize the language' The San Diego Union-Tribune
Review of the Weasel Words Dictionary by the Journal of Australian Studies. Click here to read
http://www.api-network.com/cgi-bin/reviews/jrbview.cgi?n=1740513215---
'De-perimiterisation is now being regarded seriously as as an alternative paradigm...' MessageLabs Intelligence Monthly Report for May 2005 (thanks to Stuart Rogers)
'...former Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Commission chairwoman Lowitja O'Donoghue said Mr Howard's speech was mostly weasel words...' The Age, 6 June
'It wasn't a moment of violence. It was a moment of clarification.' Russell Crowe answering reports that he supposedly roughed up a British TV executive.
'He's being funeralised this Friday.' Bride to be expressing her sadness about the approaching funeral of a relative. Heard on "Dr Phil"(from Lynda Myres)