Mr. Burns is on CNN!

[Tim4319]

Yeah, ol' Lucifer himself is lying.... I mean, answering Wolf Blitzer's questions.

[neuvocat]

1. Exxcccellent!

[fooj]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the name I gave Dickie 4 years ago!

Doesn't he look just like Burns and behave like him, too?

I think we've got them on the ropes...they are calling anyone they can out to defend themselves. Offense, I say! STAY ON OFFENSE!

peace.

[Tim4319]

3. They could pass for twins!

[Moochy]

4. Sock puppet Blitzer

Watch as sock puppet Blitzer nods meaningfully.
BOO AMERICA!!

[Javaman]

5. Wolfie interviews Mr. Burns...

Wolf: here with me today is noted vengeful billionaire Monty Burns!
I can call you Monty right?

Mr. Burns: why of course Wolfie, heh heh, I'm not the monster everyone makes me out to be, just another joe trying to make a buck
(off to the side)
off the sweat and toil of millions
(burns face temporarily turns red and sprouts horns)

Wolf: I didn't catch that?

Mr. Burns: oh nothing more than my famous Burns humor
(Burns breaks into a maniacal laugh)

Wolf: You are indeed an impish one. So tell me Monty, what do you foresee for America's economy?

Mr. Burns: Well, Wolf old man, I feel that a healthy dose of can-do power will pull all those whinny I-can't-find-a-job no accounts back into the fold!

Wolf: so you are saying that the poor and unemployed should be more pro-active?

Mr. Burns: you said it, nothing cures the blues like pounding the ol' pavement looking for good honest work! Look at me, just because I was handed billions by my father, doesn't mean I hadn't had to work for a living...Smithers! Come here and turn my note page!

Smithers scampers in, quickly flashes a quick uncomfortable smile at the camera, turns the page and dashes out.

Wolf: many people are saying that they are loosing their jobs because they are being out sourced to other countries...

Mr. Burns: (confused) Out..source...ing?

Smithers pokes his head in...

Mr. Smithers: If I may Mr. Burns...Outsourcing is when corporations ship their jobs over seas so they can produce their products at slave labor wages.

Mr. Burns: Ohhh, hah hah hah...that, well now, even I have to make a living, you know, health care, dental plans, raises, bonus's, a living wage, air conditioning, free water fountains...all cut into my profits, I have to live to!

Wolf: (to camera) there you have it, he has to live too! In other news, the west cost is under martial law...