is mary carey in trouble for flag desecration

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

now that an amendment looks likely?

[Sydnie]

1. Wow, who ever airbrushed that picture should get an award

She almost looks alright there. Are you sure that is her because she just plain doesn't look that good on tv shows.

[BamaLefty]

2. Republican Hotness

Bittersweet. :P

[seemunkee]

3. This needs closer examination

I'll get right on it

[Disturbed]

5. Maybe the Bush Regime will...

use her for Military Recuitment?

She is such a fine example of a Repub., aint she?

[DanCa]

4. Uhm ???

I want to make some comment about her enlisting and fighting in Iraq but the exact comment escapes me.

[ReadTomPaine]

6. Bunting is permitted.

Looks like a bunting-style decoration to me, tho it's not quite right according to the rules established for proper flag etiquette

The flag should not be used as a drapery, or for covering a speakers desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general. Bunting of blue, white and red stripes is available for these purposes. The blue stripe of the bunting should be on the top.

[TorchTheWitch]

7. Certainly not!

The flag worn by a cute chick with big tits, especially if it's fashioned into a very small bathing suit is exempted... must be a clause about that somewhere in the fine print.

Now, ugly male rock stars wearing the flag as a toga, cape, hat, skirt, diaper or other manner of apparrel is NOT exempted do to the fact that they're male, ugly and have no tits... that's probably a separate clause somewhere in the fine print.

oooops, one more detail:
Ugly male rock stars wearing the flag as a toga, cape, hat, skirt, diaper or other manner of apparrel IS exempted regardless of the fact that they're male, ugly and have no tits PROVIDED that they donate a whole boatload of money to the RNC... see the subclause to the above that's probably somewhere in the fine print.


I have a few Stars&Stripes outfits much like that to wear on stage... even Stars&Stripes go-go boots to match. Do I wear them because I'm especially patriotic? Of course not... IT'S THE MONEY. Customers like them which behooves them to tip more... which is the point... which is why a rash of these type of outfits were made to begin with. Same thing with all the soldier outfits (and I got a few of them too... the general outfit is a crowd pleaser). At least customers USED to like them... now they're a buzzkill. Haven't worn any of that since the election (when I also pasted a sticker to my ass that said "VOTE! But you better tip me first!"). Officer McNasty is still popular though... could be the handcuffs.

[johnaries]

8. Yes! I better confiscate the evidence.

A dirty job, I know - but someone has to!