What is the thing running down W's right pants legs?

[DoYouEverWonder]

Either W is so infirm that he now must where a catheter or he's got the world's longest penis? Maybe he's had some kind of penile implant because he was jealous of Clinton, especially now that Babs wishes that Clinton was her son?

Anyone else care to venture a guess?

[Flubadubya]

1. It's called a crease...

:)

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. The crease on his left leg is straight

and doesn't stick out like there's a rubber tube in there.

The thing in the right leg is more than just a crease.

[Im with Rosey]

6. If that is a crease

the cleaner that put the crease in like that needs to be replaced...maybe he's already preparing for prison by taking viagra.

[formercia]

8. Wind blowing against the fabric

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Oh come on

let's use a little imagination around here.

[formercia]

22. ok, it's a three foot schlong

but very thin.

[DoYouEverWonder]

23. Kind of like that tribe in Africa

where they tie those long sticks to their penises.

[formercia]

24. Just like Fearless Leader

to use a crooked stick.

[greenbriar]

26. pencil dick

you know the type the kids get when visiting theme parks

like a foot long and pencil thin

[rfranklin]

2. No, it's a strap on...

He's heading up to the Oval Office to have a mandate with Karl Rove.

[bamademo]

3. Has anyone noticed that * has the same awkward movements as Nixon?

Nixon never seemed comfortable in his skin just like the Chimp.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

5. omfg...i think i see something running down that Marine's leg too

must be a conspiracy of pant-makers around the world

[salin]

10. *snicker*

either that or those who iron are exacting revenge...

[rooboy]

7. When he needs to walk in the open they tuck the puppet strings in. n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

29. ROTFL!

[C_U_L8R]

11. It's his devil's tail (wrapped around his leg of course)

What else would you expect from
the son of satan.

[DoYouEverWonder]

12. Of course,

I bet he's even got a tattoo in a secret place with the number 666 on it. Or is that 616? I'm so confused.

[aeolian]

13. I sooo want that Marine to smack the shit out of him!

[DemonFighterLives]

14. It is the Ron Popeil Bow Leg Helper

Get that tough guy bow legged look for only 3 payments of 19.95$ plus shipping and handling.
Ole dubby will be a faux horse rider in no time.
Round em up, move em out.
:donut:

[kliljedahl]

15. "horse rider "?

I thought it was a... (never mind)


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. It's his "I'm so incredibly full of shit I need a runoff tube"

Just look at the wonders it's done for the WH lawn.

:silly:

[elehhhhna]

19. DING DING a WINNER!

[DS1]

17. Ok, I'll play along

;-)

It's a permanant ground, as White House Meteorologists have determined that The Almighty God is constantly trying to smite him with lightning.

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. May the wrath of his god

be upon him.

[unhappycamper]

18. JimmyJeff in his natural form?

:rofl:

[movie_girl99]

21. he's probably walking toward a helicopter

and the wind is blowing the fabric :shrug:

[dogday]

25. One-Eyed Trouser Snake

[deutsey]

27. They don't call him "Long Dong Dubya" for nuthin'

[greenbriar]

28. he looks like NIXON when he left the whitehouse

after resigning.

[jazzjunkysue]

30. The alien symbiont couldn't escape out the top: His tie was too tight.