my candidate has a bigger dick than your candidate does

[pruner]

this is especially true if your candidate happens to be Carol Moseley-Braun.

[IranianDemocrat]

1. Nahah!

My candidate does ! *sticks out his tongue and skips away like a schoolgirl*

[DoveTurnedHawk]

2. LOL!

Hilarious! Even if you are a dastardly anti-Clarker.

:evilgrin:

DTH

[FauxNewsBlues]

3. Carol's Dick is massive

Dick Durbin from Illinois is a tall fellow. Very commanding presence.

[RichV]

4. Illinois' Dick is certainly better than their Peter

(Fitzgerald)


Man, this reminds me of junior high.

[pruner]

5. to quote the immortal words of Teddy Roosevelt…

Speak softly and carry a big dick.

[roguevalley]

6. I would spank you all but I think you would like it. :0)

Sigh. I love politics. :)

[Myra]

8. Oh yeah?

Well my candidate's dad can kick your
candidate's dad's ass.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Chase has just buried her best friend.

Drew has just buried her girlfriend. Will her ex-husband show up at the funeral to comfort her?


Can her girlfriend, Erika, stand to let others have the spotlight, or will she be threatened by the passing of Chase's best friend?


Jenn has just buried her ex-girlfriend, Suzie. Why is Suzie's mother, Nancy, so intent on meeting with her? Doesn't she care that Drew has dated her for the last two years?


Erika stays quiet, and observes the grieving crowd. Does she see a side to her girlfriend, Jenn that she's never seen before?


Suicide note where is it? Does the police still have Suzie's note or have they turned it over to her mother, Nancy?

[Dover]

9. PROVE IT!

Actually I'd love to hear the story that explains how you know this.

[scarface2004]

10. that s gotta be a bumper sticker ...

for sure, or maybe a t shirt to head to the mall with!

[Flying_Pig]

11. Mine is bigger than all of them. Does that mean I should be...

President? I accept the nomination.

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

12. True enough, but your candidate can't get it up

My candidate is ROCK-HARD 24-7.
Priapus for Prez!

[PDittie]

13. Maybe, but your candidate is a 'mo

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[kentuck]

14. My candidate's dick is so big....

that even his dick has a dick and his dick's dick is even bigger than your candidate's dick...

OMG...this must be the bottom! :)

[FlemingsGhost]

15. My candidate ** IS ** a bigger dick than your candidate.

Great post, pruner.

[RandomUser]

16. Thanks!

Thanks for the laugh, Pruner. Well worth the post! lol

[JVS]

17. Glad to see that someone else supports Ron Jeremy for Prez. too!