Hey everybody! The Chinese want to buy Unocal!

[xray s]

Bush invades the middle east to control the oil...so the Chinese just take all $$$ we send to them and buy it all up...but the deal is, we still get to be the guys who get to defend the Chinese oil against every crazy in the world with our blood.

Wheeeeeeee! I am so glad the Texas oil mafia is in charge!

Pass me some more god guns and gays, Karl!

With a big helping of American blood soaked on top!

[stopbush]

1. The Chinese demands for oil are going through the roof.

If they can control their own supply they'll be way ahead of the game. They don't need to sell us a drop with the $ they'll be saving.

[AValdoux]

2. Use to supply NASCAR fuel

Nascar recently switched fuel suppliers from Unocal to Sunoco. Wouldn't that have been sweet, Nascar running on Chinese Fuel.


AValdoux

[cornermouse]

3. Tut, tut.

You wouldn't want to block free enterprise, business deals, and making money, now would you?

[AlCzervik]

4. I actually picked up time Magazine this week, they have a large atricle

on china.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1074151,00.html