omfg -- Freepers Talk About Sex

[K8-EEE]

confirm our suspicions!! OMG--they poor Freeper wives, no wonder they are so shrill and cranky!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1431011/posts#comment?q=1

[Willinois]

1. liberals really do have better sex.

I almost feel sorry for these people.

[Fuzz]

6. My wife must have become a conservative lately then

:)

[The Backlash Cometh]

11. Well, my husband is no liberal, but he's certainly not a Republican and...

he said he dreamed he had a big bowl of soup in front of him and at the bottom of the bowl was my bra.

I don't think I need a dream interpreter for that one.

[stevedeshazer]

2. Wow. They sound like quite the clumsy lovers.

They know just enough to be dangerous.

[kskiska]

3. They've always talked about sex – other people's.

Like the Clintons.

[sam sarrha]

4. If we could convince them it is bad.. they would all die off..Extinction

is our only hope, extinction thru stupidity is emenent.. i just hope they dont take me with them

[aeolian]

5. And poorly endowed, too...

"If it's all in the woman's state of mind, then why are men blamed for not 'doing their job'? There's only so much you can do with what the Good Lord blessed us with."

:rofl:

Yeah, the good lord blessed you with 3.5 inches. Rock on. :headbang:

Oh, and that second sentence is poorly formed.

And you missed the point of the article.

[mitchum]

7. The reason I had so much success as a back door man in freepers' homes

Freepers' wives DON'T spend their lunch hour listening to Limbaugh

[Mich Otter]

8. They also...

HAVE sex.
They also have orgies, partner swapping, kinky sex, hired sex, threesomes, and every other variety of sex you can think of. They just don't talk about it because they are ashamed or are afraid they will be condemned by their fellow Republicans. They have such pathetic little minds.
Washington, DC is one of the wildest party towns in the country.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Every once in awhile they post something

useful over there.


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[K8-EEE]

16. Oooh Yeah!!

I would never register over there -- that would be helpful occasionally!

[peekaloo]

10. reminds me of an old joke

Freeper sex.......bend over and spell run ten times......r-u-n, r-u-n,r-u-n........


:o

[mr blur]

12. Three posts in, and

the Good Lord gets a mention. Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, but why do they have to drag their god into everything?

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Is that some form of herasy?

What would the Pastor think about the use of the Bible. ;)

[Stirk]

13. Yuck.

Those sorts of people almost always have weird fetishes, too. They're like a sexual post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Lurking freeps, you know what I'm talking about, don't you? You think it's normal. Well, it's not. Your fucking weird. Now stop preaching.

[Taxloss]

14. Not only do liberals get the quality, it seems we get the quality.

No wonder so many Republicans harbour sexual secrets.

[K8-EEE]

17. HA! This Guy "Paradox" Is Like The Casanova Of Freeperland

"While not wanting to brag, I will say that early on, I figured out that for women, it was much more in the brain. A bit of time invested can pay of BIG. One can get them extremely aroused without even touching them, but I wont get into details.

I always leave them smiling, or rather sleeping. I dont know why most men act like this was such a mystery. I think its just laziness on their part."

While not wanting to brag...or LIE, more likely...
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

19. "pay of BIG?"

What does "pay of big" mean?

:rofl:

And btw, would someone quote this stuff more in this thread? I refuse to hit freeperville links.

This is unscientific, but my liberal friends seem to have much healthier, more adventurous and satisfying sex lives than the republicans I've known.

One poor woman in particular, married to a guy who would feel right at home in freeperland, told me his idea of foreplay is just grabbing her and saying "YOU WANNA???" and she has never had the big O in her life. I was shocked and saddened when she told us (group of women talking) that. My God.

And after they're done, he gets up and throws a dirty washcloth from the bathroom at her to clean up with. Gawd. How fucking romantic and thoughtful.

[anitar1]

27. Maybe it means--bay of pig ? n/t

[Montauk6]

30. Didn't O'Reilly say the same about his well-endowed telephone?

[K8-EEE]

18. "Get drunk, Do it, go to sleep. Nuf said...."

Wow -- understanding more while there is so much bitter talk of "ex's" over on the dark side.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Did someone actually say that?

(Thanking my lucky stars I married a liberal man...)

[K8-EEE]

22. YEP!!!

(making my hub a special dinner tonight in undying gratitude

[Bouncy Ball]

23. No shit.

Huh. Hey I made my husband one of his favorite dinners tonight! My yummy from scratch blueberry pancakes with fresh blueberries! (breakfast dinner)

[TayTay]

24. Really does make me appreciate my hubbie more

Gawd, no wonder Blue-Staters have less divorces. This is beyond pathetic. Thos poor, poor women.

[FlemingsGhost]

21. Huh ... DUers discussing Freepers, discussing sex.

Too kinky for me ...

[Beam Me Up]

26. Unbelievable, isn't it?

What IS the world coming to?

[LightningFlash]

25. I guess Bev Harris is part of this collective too? n/t

[TorchTheWitch]

28. har har har

To: Conservatrix
While not wanting to brag, I will say that early on, I figured out that for women, it was much more in the brain. A bit of time invested can pay of BIG. One can get them extremely aroused without even touching them, but I wont get into details.
I always leave them smiling, or rather sleeping. I dont know why most men act like this was such a mystery. I think its just laziness on their part.
36 posted on 06/26/2005 10:00:53 AM PDT by Paradox (Oft)


And little does he know that of all those smiling/sleeping women he left in his wake a mighty percentage of them faked it. What an idiot.

[K8-EEE]

31. Sleeping I Can Believe That Part -- Like Sleeping THROUGH IT?

Oh God, here comes Paradox, where's my valium? The "smiling" part, well he's probably one of those guys who thinks his dog is smiling! "look! look, she's smiling!"

:rofl:

[Maestro]

32. I think that is a woman posting that.

That would just those freepers minds.

[stlsaxman]

29. These people are RIFE with sin....

sex- or their twisted version of it- is the LEAST of their problems.

[Booster]

33. Sex is all they think about so they might as well talk about it too.

Sleazy bunch if you ask me.

[bullwinkle428]

34. A poster at another site I visit who has identified himself

as a freeper on more than one occasion, recently extolled the virtues of sexual repression, saying something to the effect of it being a concept that should be more encouraged and embraced, and of course lamented all of the changes in society since the so-called sexual revolution...

THAT DAMN DR. KINSEY!!