Oh My God! Are They Finally Gonna Come And Stop Me??? Damn!

[DistressedAmerican]

Poll question: Oh My God! Are They Finally Gonna Come And Stop Me??? Damn!

With all the hubbub over flag burning, I just stopped to think about the wording "Flag Desecration".

I figure, as I use the flag extensively and with a dick like Alberto Gonzalez running the show, that many of my graphics COULD get me into trouble as a violator of any ratified "Flag Desecration Amendment"!

SO, which if any, of these graphics do you think stand to become THOUGHT CRIMES under the New Fascist Empire?

1) Directly questioning the president! That just can't be legal!


2) Honoring the fallen? Banned!


3) Inserting Bolton up A Giant Chicken Ass? You Tell Me?!?!


4) Picturing the president so very close to that obvious phallic symbol? Watch him! He might milk it!


5) American insurgents? Get the General on the Phone!!!


6) This one may violate any new Bible desecration law imposed by the new theocracy as well?

7) This may be giving away classified planning info to the enemy?


8) Has the department of Homeland Insecurity Copyrighted the biohazard symbol yet?


9) Brains over braun??? Surely that is against the law in Bush's America!

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Don't bother to pack, DA

A one-way trip to Gitmo for you.

[XemaSab]

2. Since when is a tampon a weapon of war?

The only possible context that a tampon could be a weapon of war in is to stem the RED TIDE!!!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

3. You'll Have To Bring That Up With The Military Industrial Complex!

[nolabels]

4. Nice job, when is your birthday?

I will pack some hack-saw blades and a rubber boat in your cake

[DistressedAmerican]

5. SWEET!!!! Bring Gear. I Dive!

[nolabels]

7. Talking about dives what's up with the picture?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/jpdesm/pentagon/pages-en/im-2ndlev.html

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. You ain't even gettin the 2 choices of fruit, Mister!!

And you can forget about the shuffleboard league as well!!

:P

[DistressedAmerican]

8. Volley Ball And Plotting Escape Is More My Bag!

Oh If You Get Food, I Can Be Tasty! Wonder What You Have To Tell Them To Get A Plate?

[nolabels]

9. They say they have lemon chicken on dress up days?

http://nastyboys.blogspot.com/2004_09_01_nastyboys_archive.html

[Straight Shooter]

10. BioHazard America -- you're insinuating America is toxic

Oh, the Black Hawks are starting their engines and they're coming for you, bud. Better brush your teeth one last time, because they'll knock 'em out in Gitmo.


OMG. I just scared my own self with that vision. :scared: