The 23rd Qualm

[SHRED]

This was sent to me by my Uncle...I have a cool Uncle!


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The 23rd Qualm

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,

I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

[kliljedahl]

1. Excellent, I've seen it before but Kudos to your uncle

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[mopaul]

2. that's funny

23rd qualm!

the kid in the basement is funny too

[supernova]

3. LOL! I'm copying this to the Prog Christian Group.

:thumbsup: to your uncle!

[vademocrat]

4. This one's definitely a keeper!

:rofl:

[Bellamia]

5. Definitely a keeper.......

and a "forwarder", is there such a word? Maybe in The Pissadents lexicon, you know ,like, "Murika".