Anyone have a link to a One page US military enlistment form?

[KelleyKramer]

I did this a few years ago, but it was more to shut up the loudest (asshole type) wingnut friends.

Now, I'm going to give them out again when necessary, but this time its serious, DEAD serious.

The best I could do was find this link
http://usmilitary.about.com/library/pdf/enlistment.pdf

But thats four pages and would much rather have a one page doc.

The one from a couple years ago was one page, so I know they are out there.

Anyone have a link to one?


Best!
Kelley

[pinkpops]

1. Seems like a business card from a local recruiter would be ideal.

Just go by and pretend you have a friend that's interested, and could you have a few business cards. Who knows, maybe you do have a friend who's interested.

[KelleyKramer]

2. "Fill it out and sign it, then I'll turn it in for you"

Thats what I want to tell these chickenhawks to their face.

A business card sounds like a good suggestion, but we know these chicken coward war mongers will never call anyone.

But at this point the military is hurting so bad under Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld I'm serious about them enlisting.

Looking for a one page form, they can fill it out and sign it.. I'll be glad to go turn it in to recruiters the next day.

[in_cog_ni_to]

3. That's the only one left....that I can find.

I had a one page form saved, but the link isn't any good anymore. :shrug: Maybe you could print just the first page? It's just going to end up in the garbage anyway. :hi: