If stem cells are 'living', can we deduct them on our taxes?

[BR_Parkway]

[Solly Mack]

1. I want to know if I get a tax deduction for every egg, every month

for the last 30 years.

[rkc3]

3. What about my sperm? Is there a deduction for it as well?

After all, it is pre-embryonic.

[Solly Mack]

4. Your sperm too

Course, it might be better if we incorporate ourselves...as stem cell producers...and then pay no taxes as well as get deductions.

[rkc3]

5. Sweet. Do I need a receipt for my records?

[Solly Mack]

7. LMAO! I'm sure we'd need to keep our books in order

:)

[rkc3]

12. If we're incorporated, we'll just have Arthur Andersen manage the books.

I could book sperm deductions well in advance of their production and bilk my shareholders out of billions. And the best part, no shredding.

[BR_Parkway]

13. If you two practice cyber sex, but really, really believe that it will

'produce' you might even be eligible for some of that Faith Based Funding.

[Solly Mack]

14. woohoo!!!!!

LMAO!

[Roland99]

9. "Every sperm is sacred..."

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

[The Magistrate]

2. A Good Point, Sir

At the very least, dependent deductions ought to commence at conception....

[CarefullyLiberal]

8. Hey Magistrate!

Where you looking over my shoulder or was I looking over yours?

:)

-Fergus

[The Magistrate]

11. Hard To Say, Sir

But there was one year such a regulation would have been most helpful....

[CarefullyLiberal]

6. Good point, BR_Parkway...

So if my wife and I decide to have a child can we have our additional IRS deduction at the moment of conception?

Why should we have to wait nine months?

This is totally unfair to the unborn!

-Fergus

[Endangered Specie]

10. Wouldnt that be great if guys could declare 400,000,000 dependents

every time we jackoff? :evilgrin: :toast: