Zombie Woof

[undergroundpanther]

Scary sick humans

I guess the"rich elites" are gonna go out themselves into suspended animation and hide out or jettison themselves outta here because the world is dying, it's been drained of resources,and the rich boys parties are over. We are going to self destruct they jknow it because they manufactured it.

Anyways Sciencve makes zombie dogs so the sociopath pigs that rule the world can live to rule another day after we are all out of thier way and a new generation of docile technologically ignorant tribes can be exploited..in the "next world". Time to stake the evil hearts of the vampire family parasites that devour worlds on top of us ...So they suffer like the rest of us will for what they have done.

Article...

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.
US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

[Kraklen]

1. Would you say it's time to panic?

Yes I would, Kent.

[Richard Steele]

2. This is actually not new....

Researchers have been performing these "Slush Puppy" experiments since the 1960s. And they never get past the 'few hours' limit.

[rkc3]

3. I thought Freeperville was already chock full of "eerie zombie humanoids."

[CrispyQ]

4. If human action to end a human life is wrong in the eyes of god,

wouldn't extending it beyond god's design equally be a sin?

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. If that's the case...

then god probably doesn't like things like surgery, chemotherapy, beta blockers and vaccinations. And if there IS indeed a god (which I'd question, particularly in the sense of an interventionist, personal god who does things like ordain one's lifespan) one has to assume that he gave humans intelligence and the ability to use that intelligence to transcend the limits imposed by nature for some reason, no?

[PermanentRevolution]

8. Apparently not...

At least, not as long as you're extending it by inserting a feeding tube into someone in a persistent vegetative state against their wishes.

[Zomby Woof]

5. Hmmm

I try not to be elite, and I am certainly not rich. :-)

[NoPasaran]

6. I, for one

Welcome our new undead overlords!

[SteppingRazor]

9. At long last!

The technology to create my undead canine horde is complete! Bwahahahahahahaha! Bwahahhahahaha!!!

[Beetwasher]

10. THIS EXPLAINS DICK CHENEY'S DISSAPEARANCE

2+2 people. :evilgrin:

[Tux]

11. Hmmmm

I just wonder if it can be extended from zombies to liches? D&D reference, deal with it. A liberal lich would be nice in Congress, no?

[Javaman]

12. Did any of you actually read the article????

This and along with another article I read about 2 months ago, is to help the terminally ill, people will horrible injuries, soldier wounded on the battlefield, people with various forms of cancer... the list goes on. This is to slow down a persons metabolism, keeping patients from bleeding out, or from various diseases from growing, etc.

This is a good thing.

Suppose at a point in the not to distant future, you get in a serious car wreck that injuries many of your internal organs, the EMT via a link to the doctor at the hospital, hooks you up to a device to "cool" you off, thus slowing your system down, giving you additional life giving minutes so you don't die on the way to the hospital and for surgeons to get a chance to work on you, see how it works????

Zombie dogs, jesus christ folks, you're as bad as the fundies.