You know you are a freeper if......

[Zuni]

1. The most political book you read recently was 'Ain't no rag' by Charlie daniels.
2. If you described 'Ain't no Rag' as 'insightful political discorse' or 'deeply thought provoking'.
3. If you believe the most important part of the constitution is the 2nd Amendment.
4. If you truly believe the founding fathers believed that citizens should be armed with assault rifles, submachine guns, fragmentation grenades, RPGs, .50 Cal 'Ma Deuce' Machine guns, infared scopes, field artillery and surface to air missle systems.
5. You will not allow your children to attend public school because of sex ed and the teaching of 'heathenistic' Darwinism.
6. On 9/11, you were secretly hoping for a plane to crash into the UN building.
7. You wrote your congressperson to request that the Dixie Chicks be tried for treason.
8. You use the phrase 'Clinton recession' often when talking about the economy.
9. you consider michael Savage a 'moderate' or a 'freedom fighter'.
10. You hate Hillary Clinton and Ruth Bader Ginsburg more than Osama Bin Laden.
11. You compare Waco to the Holocaust
12. You spent most of the 90s living in the woods, storing arms and ammo, and training a militia to overthrow the 'Clintonistas'.
13. You are still living in the woods with your militia, arming and training, just in case another Clinton gets into a high federal office.
14. You consider Bill O'Reilly to be a screaming liberal.
15. You have pictures of bob barr and tom delay on you desk instead of your wife and kids.
16. You cannot understand why people criticize President Bush.
17. You think that Ann Coulter is 'too soft on liberals'.
18. You have attended a Pro-War rally.
19. You think Joe Lieberman is a dangerous subversive.
20. You really do love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[ewagner]

1. LOL

that's a keeper!

[RobertSeattle]

2. Jeff Foxworthy is that you?

Good stuff.

I might add others:
21. Every time hear the Star Spangled Banner played in pubic you hum "Dixie" quietly to yourself.
22. You have Rush Limbaugh call in # on your speed dial.
23. You've pulled off the tuning knob to your AM radio since it never moves from the local Right Wing Talk Radio station

[11 Bravo]

3. And # 24...

If the aggregate IQ of every individual at the last rally you attended equals exactly one half that of Hillary Clinton.