Beware of the magic Bush dust.

[burythehatchet]

It has come to my attention that many of you are falling under the spell of Dear Leader because you are not aware of the Bush dust he is sprinkling on you. Well BEWARE. During his oratorial wizardry, W will sprinkle Bush dust on you when he is trying to explain a particularly difficult issue to us. Don't fall under the spell. People who succumb to Bush dust simply fall in line and become pod people. When he sprinkles the dust on you cover your head.

I wish I had a photo of when he is doing it but there are no known images of this phenomenon. But its very apparent when he is doing it. He has an imaginary pinch of salt in his right hand and when the relevant fact is delivered, so is the Bush dust, just as though he was sending the salt into the pot.

(PS- Bush dust is actually hardened Bushit that has been ground into dust.)

[thinkingwoman]

1. Clap your hands

if you believe in WMD! If you clap loud enough they'll be REAL.

</sarcasm>

[Kraklen]

2. Expect a major distraction by thursday.

To preempt the Abu Ghraib photos.

[Gothmog]

3. I think that Bush has lost his magic

People are waking up to the fact that Bush has lied to us.

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Dammit!

Georgie told me that was coke!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Seems like that dust (cocaine?) is less and less potent all the time.

I know people who aren't falling for it anymore.

[mopaul]

6. oratorian wizardy, ovatonium wizzeny, oratious wordzany, ah skip it

[burythehatchet]

7. uniquely american