"The President recognizes one of his most important responsibilities

[Career Prole]

during a time of war is to keep the American people informed about the situation. So tomorrow night the American people have the opportunity to hear from their Commander-in-Chief about the nature of the enemy we face in Iraq, the situation on the ground and the way forward to victory."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/06/20050627-3.html

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoo-boy! How does that boy keep a straight face?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Turbineguy]

1. I miss

Comical Ali. He was more believable too. And he wore that cool beret.

[Straight Shooter]

2. bush (not that he's actually president) may recognize a responsibility

Doesn't mean he'll fulfill it. He never has, he doesn't now, he never will.

edit my grammar, 'scuse me

[rfranklin]

3. How about the "nature of the enemy" in D.C.?

The enemy within is much more serious.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. War or colonial occupation?

All the violence would be business as usual, par for the course if it were considered a colonial occupation.

[lastknowngood]

5. Yo shithead he aint the comander in chief for civilians he's supposed

to be the president! He is only the comander in chief of the military not the country ASSSSSSSHOOOOOOLE!!

[EFerrari]

6. God or SOMETHING HELP US!

:rofl:

[quiet.american]

9. AMEN! Freudian slip, anyone? n/t

[Inland]

10. That's common usage among civilians, now: he's YOUR CinC.

It's part of the oncoming fascism, where the wartime president becomes the commander of civilians. Just so happens--he doesn't command civilians to do anything except keep their mouths shut about how badly he commands soldiers.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. hail to the chimp!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Mah fella Murkinz....

"Mah spider sense tells me the terrists a comin in to the country of Eye-Rack are all guys from Saskatoon named Ted. They was a transported, just like Spock, inta the area east of the west northern section, or as Rummy says "somewhere southa there." The Teds are reproducing via use of evil sheep Dolly cells, or so that guy from Exxon told me.

And we have learnt from Tazmanian Intelligence, Eye-ran has built several All-Tempa-Cheer laundry instillations and has a program for spin cycles across thier mountainous regions, and folks that just ain't safe. This bein said, I wanna be known as the safety prezdent. Safety from what? Heck I don't know I've been on Soco and bennies since the last century. Ask Scotty, he'll let me know after he tells you.

Good night and God Help my Portfolio."

:silly: