Where's Dick? Where are Laura and Jenna?

[Bluebear]

So far Dick's whereabouts are unknown. I happen to think he is orchestrating the latest Halliburton contract to rebuild Gitmo. But now Laura and Jenna are on a "private trip", whereabouts unknown. Camp Botox? Secret bunker?

Come on, Scotty, we LOVE these people! (:puke:) You trot them out when it's politically advantageous, why can't America know why Bushes are vacating Washington left and right?

[ClintonTyree]

1. They enlisted.

:rofl: I know, I know.

[still_one]

2. plato's retreat

same place where john bolton goes

[Snotcicles]

3. They probably went on ahead to the private island, cuz shit

is getting to ragged here to fast and they don't want to get stuck here when we crash.

[Big Kahuna]

4. They might be in Kennebunkport

My wife and I were in Kennebunkport ME this weekend and saw a lot of SS guys in the village. I saw the "Fidelity III" (one of daddy Bush's toys) go out of the harbor piloted by a 30-something guy with recognizably simian, Bush facial features.. no idea who he was though.

[Bouncy Ball]

When Pickles and the kids go to Kennebunkport it is ALWAYS hush hush

and bush isn't even "allowed" to go there at all while in office. Can't mess up that carefully crafted carpetbagging "Texan" image, you know.

[smirkymonkey]

6. I'll be there this 4th of July weekend - will keep a lookout for

the "missing" family members.

I have been curious as to why Laura has been suddenly yanked out of the spotlight.

[Cleita]

8. Maybe that dirty joke about the horse did it.n/t

[Snotcicles]

7. Did it's cargo contain bananas?

[Richard Steele]

5. Jenna's been "having some work done", as they say...

BEFORE:


AFTER:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jim Sagle]

9. No WAY could she ever look as respectable as Mary Carey!

;)

[The Backlash Cometh]

10. Are they collecting Bushes by charted plane? eom

[EC]

11. Isn't Chaney still secretly in the hospital?

As you may know by now, we reported here on Friday that Vice President Dick Cheney had visited the cardiac unit at the Vail Valley Medical Center.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/arianna-huffington/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/2005/06/cheney-checks-into-vail-h_1.html

[ObaMania]

12. Probably just securing them...

.. for the next *M*I*H*O*P*.

What better time or way to rally 'murican's with a *M*I*H*O*P* than around the 4th?

JMO.