Ha ha ha! Check out this Bush joke!

[Catherine Vincent]

Subject: FW: Lie clock


> A man died and went to heaven. As he
>
> > stood in front of St. Peter
> > at the
> > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
> > clocks behind him. He asked,
> > "What are
> > all those clocks?"
> >
> > St. Peter answered, "Those are
> > Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> >
> > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
> > your clock will move."
> >
> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> >
> >
> > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
> > never moved,indicating that
> > she
> > never told a lie." "Incredible," said the
> > man. "And whose clock is
> > that one?"
> >
> > St. Peter responded, "That 's Abraham
> > Lincoln's clock. The hands
> > have moved
> > twice, telling us that Abe told only two
> > lies in his entire life."
> >
> >
> > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. >
> > "Bush's clock is in Jesus'
> > office.
> > He's using it as a ceiling fan."
> >
> >
> >

[RobertSeattle]

1. Old Joke

Back in the 90's "Clinton" was where "Bush" is now. Funny out jokes are so maleable.

[Catherine Vincent]

2. You know, I kind of thought of that after I posted it.

Although I had never seen it.... and I thought I saw or heard all Clinton lie jokes.