William the Conquer, Alexander The Great,....Bush The Wimp???

[opihimoimoi]

Compared to Historic Figures....where does our W stand???

What will he be known for in 50 years??

A Whoose?

A Coward?

A Puppet?

A Chicken?

A Lemon?

An Idiot?

A Dufus?

HELP Me out here......

Come, we go Makawiliwili Falls....Summer at the Swimming Hole in Kaneohe....

[driver8]

1. Bush the awol chickenhawk...

He had a chance to go to war and show how "big and bad" he was and he put his tail between his legs and ran. When someone else is doing the fighting though, he is as tough as they come! He is, after all, a "war time president".

"Bring 'em on!"

[opihimoimoi]

22. But the Pubs want this whooos, they want his cowardly ass, they lick up

his lies and deciet.

But WE know he is a chickenHawk and its all that matters...the truth has prevail.....Nature will see to it....

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

2. There was an Anglo-Saxon king named Aethelred the Unready.

Historically, that just about fits. Among others.

[opihimoimoi]

23. Didn't Richard the LionHearted limp back from his Crusades

a loser....Saladin kicked his ass?

[Spider Jerusalem]

42. Actually, it's "Unrede"...which means "without counsel".

Although that seems to fit, too.

[opihimoimoi]

43. That would work................... :o)

[madrchsod]

3. all of those

those guys fought with their troops. bush doesn`t even acknowledge our soldiers deaths.

[opihimoimoi]

24. When Bush fell off his horse and his shoe got stuck in the stirrups...

he cried so loud the drugstore manager had to come and unplug the electric horse ride....

....Poor Bush was never the same....hated horses since then...

Then its arranged for him to be trained in obsolete war planes giving him the excuse of not going to Nam...."I never got training for the REAL WAR....."

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. The problem is that William the Conqueror used to be

'William the Bastard'. Bush is trying to get himself a better name by invading places.

[opihimoimoi]

25. LOOK at the list of Winners and Losers and we see the ratio/odds are not

in the best interest with the Invasion Types....It hardly works...

[Deja Q]

5. The eunuch? But we need to stay alive and tell the future generations...

of *co, reagan, et al. They are not heroes, contrary to our corporate media's bushwa.

[opihimoimoi]

27. The EUNUCH:::: NO BALLS????? I Luv it....

[MiniMandaRuth]

6. All of those, and

Bush the Liar

Bush the Cheater

Bush the Unhonest

Bush the Rich

Bush the Wicked

Bush the Cheney Lapdog

[opihimoimoi]

20. I Jus Luv the LAPDOG PART, LOL

[newyawker99]

44. Hi MiniMandaRuth!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[politicaholic]

7. Well, 90% of all public school text books are edited in Texas...

So he will be probably called "the greatest american president" or "Bush the Patriot" or "The Freedom President" or "The Great Uniter".

Sorry for the bad news. If they can do it for Columbus and General Custer, they can do for Bush.

[opihimoimoi]

28. At the Present time, The Internet will see to it The Truth Emerges...

Poor Bush>>>>>>>>>>>> Born too LATE.....

[orwell]

8. the Boy King?

[okasha]

9. George the Mad.

[opihimoimoi]

41. See #31

[opihimoimoi]

29. I believe King Tut got that covered.....LOL

[tinfoilinfor2005]

10. Maybe we should have a painting commissioned of Doosh on a horse

wearing a warriors helmet and wielding a magnificent sword. Oh wait...he is scared of horseys. And he wouldn't be able to figure out how to put on the helmet. And he can't pronounce sword.
On second thought, never mind.

[opihimoimoi]

30. Luv the image.....LMAO :o)

[mopaul]

11. bush the mad, or bush the untruthful

[opihimoimoi]

31. MAD DOG BUSH?????

Come, we go eat PookieSnackenBurger from OMAHA.....

[Blue Belle]

12. I thought Bush I was "the Wimp"

I vote for Bush the Coke-snorting Power-hungry Whore!

[opihimoimoi]

32. Bush the WANNABEE but can't

[flordehinojos]

13. Bush the Killer

[opihimoimoi]

33. Bush the Snuffer

[flordehinojos]

39. yes, i like this better!

[Booster]

14. Definitely a Dufus, but an idiotic cowardly Dufus.

[opihimoimoi]

34. Bush The Stupid.....24/7

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. George of the Bungle n/t

[opihimoimoi]

35. Watchoutforthatree BUSH

[11 Bravo]

16. Bush the Buffoon

[DeepModem Mom]

17. George the Accidental, re. a mag cover, or George the Judicially-Appointed

or George the Misunderestimated.

[opihimoimoi]

40. George the MISTAKE....come to think of it...has a nice ring :o)

[opihimoimoi]

36. Looney Toon George

Those Bafoon guys might get mad if we use their name???

[moof]

18. Civilization Rating -200 %

Civilization Rating -200 %
Looking back on your rein,
your people remember you as ...

bush the pathetic puppet

[opihimoimoi]

21. The Pathetic Puppet::: blows an easy joke, falls off Segways which are

FALL PROOF, falls off couches, bikes, cars, trucks, and anything within reach....including the Approval Radar Screen.....

[UTUSN]

19. Kick for This Will Piss the Wimp Off Really Big n/t

[opihimoimoi]

37. Kick is returned....

[oasis]

26. Bush will go down in history as part of Whoopie Goldberg's anatomy.

This according to Whoopie.:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

38. Dare I ask for the definitive spot on Whoopie anatomy???

[moof]

45. Kickarino