"Dog" Chapman, the Bounty Hunter, on CNBC last night

[The2ndWheel]

He was a riot. I was flipping through the channels and stopped for no real reason. I heard, "Why can't we, the smartest and richest nation on Earth, catch bin Laden?", so I figured why not watch.

Then I see this guy going on about how he'll go over to the heart of Central/SE Asia, pick up some kids and talk to them so that nobody can shoot him, get to know them, then work the adults. He'll offer a Taco Bell, or a McDonalds establishment as a reward for information that would lead him to bin Laden.

He's going on and on about how he's captured leaders of biker gangs, and all sorts of other criminals, by talking about their mama's. It drags them out. So he'll go over to the mountains of Afghanistan, or the lawless region of Pakistan, or eastern Iran(wait, who am I, Bill Kristol?), and just walk around, shake some people down, offer people $100 million, and find the "6-8 ugly Arab" after July 4th, the day of America's independence.

I would pay, any amount of money, to watch that. I'd never sleep. I'd just watch from the Chap Cam. I hope he gets to go. Let us pray.

[Tesla]

1. I like Dog

That is one crazy bunch...
Send 'em all over there, they work as a team...

You won't find him in a hole though, he's gotta condo.....

[SHRED]

2. Self Promoter

That's what he is.

He lost me when he said he would "get out of the car and talk to the kids with candy". In Afghanistan? He would be shot on the spot.

[xultar]

3. No he wouldn't. He looks like a wrestler, a Star!. The kids loe candy.

[lateo]

4. Dog is something else...

He reminds me of a mullet wearing pro-wrestler. That being said I think he is an idiot.

[Kingshakabobo]

8. Someone asked his big-fat-foulmouthed-Jesus praying to-wife

if she was a pro-wrestler because she was stuffed in to that American flag outfit she wears on the show. The term 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag comes to mind. It was the funniest thing I saw on that show.

I love how they pray to Jesus before they go on the hunt but they swear at each other and call each other Motherf---ers and assholes. Typical faux Christians trading on people's misery.

That being said, I would love to see him go over to Afghanistan and get his head cut off. He'll need a little more than mace and that gang of punks that back him up. Those aren't half asleep junkies and hypes they would be going after.

[lateo]

9. LOL!

Damned right...he would get owned in Afghanistan. What I find sickening is he said he would use children to make himself safe at first.

And then offer someone a Taco Bell franchise...


What a nim-cow-poop

[radwriter0555]

5. He just needs to head to Tora bora and look in the cave on the LEFT for

the burial mound.

OBL has been dead for more than 3.5 years now.

[oc2002]

6. please lord, send that idiot to Afghanistan. I am sure the war lords know

..what to do with his kind..

[Media_Lies_Daily]

7. Look on the bright side....we'll never see him again.

[ailsagirl]

10. Wasn't Ed Schultz also on? And didn't he say chimp was "the

worst president this country's ever seen?"

I say it's high time someone on one of those propagandized cable programs said it!!

Kick for Ed

:kick:

:patriot:

[Andromeda]

11. I watch his show on A&E.

It's really fascinating.

The Dog is a bleached-blonde, former biker gang member who pillaged, looted and did lots of bad things. When Duane(Dog)Chapman went to prison he had a metamorphasis and became a born-again Christian and after he was released became a bounty hunter.

If anyone can get Osama, it's Dog.

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. That dimwit would be dead in six hours

Under.

Biker gang leaders? He has no fucking clue, does he?

[Kraklen]

13. Then why doesn't he do it?

I'd like to see him try.