Why haven't the Bush twins joined up?

[Disturbed]

Jus askin'.

[Ezlivin]

1. As in conjoined?

Go Siamese!

[sniffa]

2. they're training

for the simpLe Life 3.

[wallwriter]

3. There's not even a pretense of them doing something

service-oriented...

[Warpy]

9. You've misunderstood their jobs

Their only function is to marry well (i.e., within the Texas mafia) and crank out an heir and a spare.

Expect at least one White House wedding in the not too distant future, and a corresponding increase in Stupid's favorability rating.

[Squatch]

13. Actually, they are...

Jenna has said that she wants to become a teacher in Washington, D.C. and Barbara is reported to have plans to work with AIDS sufferers in Africa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_and_Jenna_Bush

I believe Jenna is a teacher at a public school in DC.

[rustydog]

4. The Texas ANG has only one discarded uniform.

jenna and Babs are arguing that daddy needs to finish wearing it first.

[Disturbed]

5. Shouldn't they join the Marines to set the example?

Their daddy is saying that Amerikan's blood is woth it so his girls should be gung ho, right?

[mark11727]

6. No belly shots during basic, I guess....

...correct me if I'm wrong, though.

[wakeme2008]

7. The good news is IF asshole even suggests that young Americans

join up to support the nation,,, the nations first question will be why hasn't your daughters joined up... :)

[MisterP]

8. hard to march when the ground keeps insisting on tilting under ya

[Gothmog]

10. Being a chickenhawk may be genetic

They are just like their father.

[liberal N proud]

11. They couldn't pass the physical with those silver spoons up their _ _ _ _

They are American royalty don't you know?
:sarcasm:

[KansDem]

16. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't British Royalty expected to serve?

...in some capacity. It may not be "in harm's way," but I thought I read once that members of the Royal Family are expected to do some duty in the armed forces.

I suppose that's the difference between the American and British Royal Families...

[Johonny]

12. This

subject comes up on this forum a lot but to date I don't think anyway has publically come out in asked this. I mean it's the logical question. If they believe in this project soooooooooooooo much why is it worth only MY son or daughter. Cowards.

[katinmn]

14. Bush says the "bloodshed is worth it." Should be good enough for the twins

Or maybe it's "worth it" only when it's someone else's loved one.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050628/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush/nc:693

[Disturbed]

15. They are both unemployed so..

it wouldn't be that they would have to leave their regular jobs to serve in their daddy's wars.

[The_Casual_Observer]

17. It's better for everybody that they not be involved.

They are so stupid that they would probably do more harm than they could possibly do good.

[B Calm]

18. They are no different than almost all republicans when their country

calls..

[Karenina]

19. The girls have been raised

in a family whose Übermenschen status has never been questioned. Their grandfather financed the Nazis, their father and uncles have ripped off the American people with impunity for DECADES. Their deportment is beyond reproach... Why do you hate Amurikkka? Are you DISTURBED???

[Disturbed]

20. I am truely Disturbed.

More than I can express with words.

[Karenina]

21. You and me too...

:hug: