Hey Freepers, Your big manly War President Cries Like a Girlyman!

[mopaul]

[swag]

1. I think I'm getting a hard-on.

[WilliamPitt]

He just looks pinched

because Rove was underneath the podium massaging his balls.

[mopaul]

5. trying not to laugh at your inappropriate humor

[Eurobabe]

10. eeeew that's a nasty visual

[Hubert Flottz]

30. What Balls????

?

[Swamp Rat]

37. You sure it's not Andrew Card?

[mopaul]

39. or kkkondi,,,,shlurp shlurp

[swag]

63. Rove! No tea-baggin'!

[BrklynLiberal]

77. OY. What an image....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dissent1977]

88. Or maybe they were somehow able to hide a male horse under the podium

[rodeodance]

115. no tears did i see.

[DesEtoiles]

2. wimp!

[elshiva]

22. Men who cry in public are NOT wimps. But Dubya is wimpy

because he won't answer questions or tell the truth.

[JerseygirlCT]

3. I missed a line and now Karl's going to hit me!

[warrior1]

9. oh how the mighty have fallen

was he truly blubbering?

[JerseygirlCT]

15. I have to take others' word for it

I couldn't bring myself to watch.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. I think he just experienced a "shart."

[wyldwolf]

6. bwahahahahahahahahahahaahaa!

[many a good man]

8. LOL!

Oh, it hurts!!!
:rofl:

[cynatnite]

7. Remember what happened to Muskie when he cried on camera? n/t

[liwkenne]

11. Maybe he's thinking about how much he's damaged this country

But then again, probably not.

[i miss america]

20. him? thinking? i doubt it.

[liwkenne]

33. Good point - I stand corrected n/t

[Horse with no Name]

12. "I can't help it--I suffer from premature ejaculation"

[NightOwwl]

13. Speaking of constipation...

He's crying cause he knows his pResidency is in the shitter.

:hurts:

[jimshoes]

14. Feels good...

That's what he said just before starting this fucked up war. He don't quite look the same today. Shithead.

[mopaul]

16. is he, in fact and indeed the first president to ever cry in public?

[Gay Green]

69. No, Jimmy Carter cried in public as I recall...

...and that didn't happen until AFTER Reagan won the election (or GHWB stole it with an October "surprise")

[mopaul]

72. McKinley weeped a bit when he was shot too, as did Abe

[goclark]

71. Didn't Nixon shed some tears?

Was he crying about his sorry speech?


I still don't know what made him cry, he has no heart!

[maxrandb]

142. YES! The Checkers Speech n/t

[goclark]

147. Even Checkers Was Better Than Ft. Bragg

That speech was nothing to Bragg about! Ha

[peekaloo]

17. "Ah feel yer disdain".

fucker.

[glitch]

98. LOL! Good one. nt

[Nitrogenica]

18. Crying.......because he knows people have been waking up.

He's singlehandedly transformed public perception of the conservative movement to the negative.

[Botany]

19. Go to Walter Reed and visit the amputees ....

...... then you can cry for real ..... Asshole!

[Turbineguy]

21. I'd cry too

if I were responsible for so much misery. But since when has he been accepting responsiblity? Now watch this drive.

[annabanana]

23. sorry... It looks like he just soiled himself..

I don't see tears at all.........

[u2spirit]

24. It was completely staged

Jesus Christ. He welled up, then as soon as the speech was over he was smiling and trying to find people who would shake his hand. I'm sure the freepers will say this humanizes him. If Kerry had done it, he would have been called a liberal sissy.

[mopaul]

25. weepy snively girly man nancy boy whiner!

[ProfessorGAC]

96. Yeah! What He Said!

The Professor

[kcwayne]

26. Didn't Nixon cry when he gave his staff the going away speech?

[mopaul]

31. could be

but this is a war speech for christin' out loud.

[SW FL Dem]

27. Sorry but I don't see tears. Looks to me like he's about

to vomit. Maybe even he was sickened by his speech.

[arwalden]

28. Reminds Me Of Lucy...

[friesianrider]

29. I'd cry too if I were responsible for as much murder as he is.

Cry me a river asshole. No one is buying the bullshit act anymore.

[alarimer]

32. Crocodile tears

he is not sincere

[Kansas Wyatt]

50. Probably practiced that episode in the mirror before his 'catapult.'

[mopaul]

34. cry me a river war boy, did fdr cry? did jfk? god how embarrassing

[Carni]

62. For that matter look at Saddam

Now before anyone jumps all over me I am not a fan of Saddam...but the man has a lot to cry about and yet he manages to keep his shit together.

This cry baby crap will not play well on the foreign stage for bullshit and it is INDEED a HUGE embarrassment!

[mopaul]

64. blood sweat tears, that's what churchill said

[NightOwwl]

35. Hey freepers...

how does it feel to find out your idol is a crybaby, sniveling, girly-man?

[mopaul]

38. hey freepers, your boy is a fucking cry baby war president

he represents YOU you fuckers

[Swamp Rat]

58. They can't hear you

Da lizard drone Stalinists done got rubber Cheneys stuck in their listening holes... up in ALL their holes. :puke:

[NYC Liberal]

36. He's also our first simian president! nt

[mopaul]

40. (sniff) (snivle) waaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! sniff sniff kick

[mopaul]

41. kick for the freeps

[mopaul]

42. rub it in their fucking nazi faces kick

[mopaul]

43. nostamj kick-----------

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

45. Hey mopaul you have a problem expressing yourself clearly on DU.

Your posts are always wrapped in so many layers of subtle symbolism and allegory that I have a hard time knowing what you REALLY mean. :rofl:

[mopaul]

48. i AM an enigma wrapped within a mystery

i even crack myself up sometimes

[tallahasseedem]

44. Has anyone gone over to freeperville to see what they had to say about it?

[mopaul]

46. 'the president showed that he really loves the troops by crying'

'it's obvious from the man's tears that he loves the troops' etc.

[Redstone]

53. Well they HAVE to say that, don't they?

The alternative is admitting how fucking ignorant they really are.

Redstone

[B Calm]

54. He loves them, like they are all dumb stupid animals only to be

used for foreign corporate oil interests..

[Iris]

101. You're kidding. right?

I mean, can you IMAGINE what they'd say if Al Gore cried? Or John Kerry?

Oh, wait, what if Hillary Clinton cried!?!?

Or,

What if Hillary Clinton made Ann Coulter cry?

[Uncle Joe]

143. The only way to make Ann Coulter cry is to

pour water on her or clip the wings of her flying monkeys.

[Iris]

148. hee! hee! hee!

She is a scary witch.

[nadinbrzezinski]

47. them were real tears, not cocodrile tears

I present the oscar for best (worst) acting ever, to G W bush in his role as President of the United States


only if this was a movie.. a horror movie

[mopaul]

49. rub it in the freeps face kick

[no_to_war_economy]

51. F U G W B

[peekaloo]

52. It really sucks that The Daily Show is airing repeats the remainder

of the week. I wanna see them skewer Commander BooHoo Bananas.

[BrklynLiberal]

81. Thanks. You just saved me a trip to the living room TV.

[peekaloo]

85. Get to the telly. Tomorrow are the reruns! Tonight is Morgan Spurlock.

sorry for confusion. They taped before tonight's "speech".

[BrklynLiberal]

105. Thanks. It was a good show too. Back in Black great as usual

[Carni]

55. Sorry call me a manly woman

But I do not want a President who cries for any reason publicly...be they a man or a woman.

The effects of this on the world stage are not only embarrassing they are monumentally humiliating (never mind that the fucker is a big fat liar and criminal on top of it)

[Iris]

102. You know, if he'd cried on 9-11, I would have overlooked that.

And if he were a real leader with real emotions and passion and not just a puppet boy for his daddy's oil buddies, well, I could probably handle a few tears.

But, generally, I don't think anyone should be crying on the job.

[Carni]

134. I agree completely

and bush is just an utter humiliation in general!

[mopaul]

56. boo hooooo, you've got me crying, for youooooooo

[newsguyatl]

57. clearly a man with no control

of his emotions...

much less anything else.

[Redstone]

59. Richard Nixon...now there was a real man.

He faced the entire nation and fucking RESIGNED...the only President to have ever done so. And he knew it meant the end of politics for him, and politics as the ONLY thing that ever meant ANYTHING to him; it was absolutely what he lived for.

But did he CRY?

No.

Because he was a MAN, unlike someone we could name...

Redstone

[lachattefolle]

104. Well, he didn't have tens of thousands of deaths on his hands from

telling his lie about Watergate. Nixon and Clinton paid high prices for non lethal lies; now thanks to the Repukes in power * is going to get away with murder.

[Name removed]

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[Horse with no Name]

61. Remember when his buddy Jerry Falwell bawled like a baby

Kinda reminds me of that.....

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

67. Wasn't that Swaggart (?sp)...nevermind, they're all the same.

[Horse with no Name]

78. You're right

I get all those slimeballs mixed up--they're all inbred right?

[WillyT]

82. "Forgive Me Father... I Have Sinned..."

Same shit... different shitter!

:puke:

[CatWoman]

65. bwahahahaha

get 'em, Mo!!!

[mopaul]

68. President Snivels Acceptance of War

i know, i'll attempt to cry, that ought to do it. let's just call him georgia from now on.

oh, it's, cryin' time again,

[kittenpants]

66. best.title.ever.

[mopaul]

70. THAT'S the face i want carved on mt. rushmore, the bawling bush

[goodboy]

73. CROCODILE TEARS! He doesn't give a shit about them. (nt)

[paparush]

74. Flash! Headline!!

Must Credit Smudge

Candy Assed President Bawls During Death Pep Rally

Rove, "Meds had worn off...Pay no attention...HooHa!"

Joint Chiefs Meet in Emergency Session to plot overthrow of Cry Baby Commander in Chief

[Maestro]

75. Kick

[madeline_con]

76. What do you expect...

from a guy who's so darn sensitive?

[DemonFighterLives]

79. Cry me a big ole frickin river knucklehead

Someone should give the crybaby some noogies to set him straight.
I missed the whole dramatic fiasco. What was he bawling about?

[mopaul]

80. you can look up the transcript, as he was mentioning the army's sacrifice

[DemonFighterLives]

89. Thanks Mo

I just settled in here and figured this was a good place to start.
What is the supposed President of the United States doing crying now when he has wathed a quarter of a million people die with his policies and never had a regret yet? Figures, it is not about his own incompetence, but the ones who must live and die from it.
Gosh, he makes me want to cry for my country.
:cry:

[Nothing Without Hope]

100. Crocodile tears - or relief that it wasn't HIS sacrifice! n/t

[tritsofme]

83. He did the same thing, when he gave the same speech at the RNC Convention,

IOW, its canned.

[Mr_Spock]

84. He's a fearfull coward like all his other RW cowards

They need some therapy for thier fears...

[Mandate My Ass]

86. Send his simpering, wimpering ass to Baghdad -- unequipped

since according to him, fighting an illegal occupation without sufficient arms and with the prospect of no health care when/if you return stateside is "the most noble calling."

What a candy ass. FUGWB.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

87. That was crying? If so it was more pathetic than the snickering

he did last week when he was asked if he thought about the war. Just covering his butt for Jon Stewart replay tomorrow night.
"I think about Iraq. I think about it EVERY day."
Jon - "Yeah, that's why you tied that string around your finger."

[Sasha Undercover]

90. He was undoubtedly

wearing new pink panties, and the ruffles were scratchy.

[mopaul]

91. he was just expressing his feminine, nurturing side

how very unmanly, if clinton had done it.

[goclark]

119. What happened at that "meeting" with the Parents

and families?

I have not heard one report about that event.

I hope the parents nailed him to the Cross.

I believe that might explain a lot.

He is a girlie man and the freepers know it!

[mopaul]

127. that's my pet theory, he was actually move to tears at what's in his head

and what those troops and their parents would do if they knew

[buff2]

92. What a phony,whiny ass wimp!

FUCK YOU,BU$H! YOU HAVE BEEN A FAILURE ALL YOUR DAMN LIFE AND NO AMOUNT OF MOMMY CODDLING WILL FIX THIS HORRENDOUS MESS YOU'VE CREATED FOR OUR COUNTRY AND THE WORLD.I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE AND SUFFER FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE!

[moondust]

93. He wants his mommy.

But his jackbootin' ol' mama don't want that little ol' cryyyyybaby!

[Hello_Kitty]

94. Sociopaths don't cry real tears

They are incapable of genuine emotion or empathy.

[glitch]

99. Yes but narcissists do. Even the malignant ones. nt

[Hello_Kitty]

107. You have a point. n/t

[DoBotherMe]

125. They cry when frustrated, when they perceive

that they aren't being understood or IDOLIZED. They cry about their own feelings of inadequacy. And they panic when losing their N Supply sources that reflect back their grandiosity. That would explain his tears. D ; )

[FizzFuzz]

136. I've known sociopaths and malignant narcissists---and they could cry

on cue. Proud of it too, and completely aware of the desired effect it would have.

Why have I known so many? Just lucky I guess ;) Sure makes smirky easy to spot, I tell you what.

Malignant Narcissists---do you know about Sam Vaknin's site? Mucho excellent reading there, if you're interested in the topic.

[glitch]

138. I bet he's both. Thanks for the site, it is interesting isn't it? nt

[FizzFuzz]

140. Yeah, Vaknin explains that NPD is pretty much the same as Psychopathy

just a little less impulsive acting out.

its a fascinating site. I used to go there often, to the discussion board, as I was recovering from a run in with an NPD.

[SammyWinstonJack]

95. LMAO!

They would have fried Pres. Clinton for the same thing. How hilarious. :rofl:

[Name removed]

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[Mz Pip]

103. Tears of joy perhaps/

Maybe Mary Carey was under the podium.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[spanone]

106. Go Mo.....Like a FUCKING girly-man.

[NightOwwl]

108. Not to toot my own horn...

(OK, I'll toot my own horn), but I think MoPaul changed the thread title in part because of my post! :7

(Post #35)

[VelmaD]

117. And this is something to be proud of?

I'm not sure how I feel about the current thread title. I understand the context here...making fun of the repubs using their own language...but I'm really tired of girly-man as an insult...as if there's something wrong with being a girl.

[NightOwwl]

133. It's their own term thrown back in their faces.

And I can tell you from personal experience, there is nothing wrong with being a girly-girl. :7

[Justice]

109. Guess the freeps can't make fun of Durbin anymore

[jbnow]

110. I figured he had a thumbtack

to poke himself with to show how "real" his fake pain and compassion was at the right time. Maybe he had some machine they jolted him with.

Really, some trick. They know the sense of him seeing soldiers as expendable is an issue, but gee, he cried, he cares.

It is unbelievable they thought this speech was a good idea. They needed A speech, but this one? They think the masses are even stupider then they are. All this 9/11, terrorism, bush as protector crap pulled them in before and they must have really thought it would again.

How could they be so stupid? They aren't so great at Machiavellianism after all to keep trying the old tricks.

Though you have to hope they don't think it's time for another 9/11 to make it work.

[deliusmax]

111. Reminds me of that "Friends" episode

Where Joey tells Chandler how actors are able to cry on demand: just reach your hand in your pocket and pull a hair out your scrotum. Works every time.
So in the picture: where is W's hand?

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

112. Kick for the morning crowd....

:kick:

[tavalon]

113. Seriously

I didn't get to watch the disaster as I was working. What happened to get him to cry?

[rodeodance]

114. i did not see the 'cry'--although heard Fox news say he did.

[mopaul]

116. it was very brief, just seconds, like when a get is getting ready to bawl

the face gets distorted, the lower lip sticks out, the redness, he does it occassionally, this isn't the first time. but to see it in front of a room full of battle hardened troops, jeez.

[dave123williams]

118. Like any other bully, a coward at heart...

[VelmaD]

120. Ok mopaul, I know your thread title is a joke

and I get the whole concept of making fun of the prejudices of the right-wing nutjobs and using their own language against them. So this isn't aimed at you in particular.

This post is aimed at the people on this thread who seem to be calling shrub "girly" and really mean it as an insult rather than as a commentary on the ridiculousness of the rightwing. For those of you who fit the bill, I want you to sit and think for a minute exactly what you're saying...that there's something wrong with being a girl. Then think about how that fits in with your supposedly liberal belief system.

Anyway, that's it's from me on this topic.

[mopaul]

122. just using gov. arnold's words for evil, some of my best friends are girls

everybody cries, me too. the spectacle of the man with no soul weeping in front of battle hardened soldiers overwhelmed me and drove me to type something nasty. cause i'm sure the freepers saw his weepiness as inspirational and sincere.

but all in all, it was a cheap stunt.

[VelmaD]

124. Oh I totally got the joke...

and even found it amusing in a "fuck with the freepers" kind of way. I just think that some of the respondents in the thread seemed to really mean it and I thought they needed to get called a little bit on it.

What I find most hilarious is that the freepers are being so hypocritical about it...if a Dem cried in public they'd never hear the end of the "girly-man" comments from the right-wing bomb-throwing nuts. But let Goergy-porgy cry...and it just shows how much he loves the troops. They could at least be consistent in their adherence to archaic gender stereotypes. *snort*

[FizzFuzz]

139. definitely some real hostility on some posts for that percieved as girly

thanks for pointing it out Velma.

girlyness brings out such hatred? The men venting it might want to examine their dependency fears.

[Misunderestimator]

121. Doesn't look like a woman to me... He's crying like a little boy.

Who's not getting the attention he's used to.

(And come on, mopaul... why the sexist "girlyman" descriptor anyway? On edit... just read Velma's post... so I get that you might have been using it sarcastically. I agree with her though that others aren't.)

[mopaul]

123. my sarcasm mode is stuck for sure

[Stephanie]

131. Exactly - a whiney, pouty little boy who's not getting what he wants

[BringEmOn]

126. Junior crying on cue after 9-11

[Uncle Joe]

144. I love your Homeland Security Avatar n/t

[atommom]

128. Karl probably just pushed the button on his shock collar.

But seriously, Dubya is NOT a girly-man. I'm female, and I see no feminine qualities in him. Very few masculine qualities, either, come to think of it...

[ComerPerro]

129. One thing I really hate about him

Is how he always seems unsure and questioning when he speaks in public.

Its almost as though he is seeking approval, to make sure he's getting the speech right.

Its so obvious that he has no idea what he is saying.

[MisterP]

137. and the statements that always come out as questions?

[jasmeel]

130. WAAAH!!!n/t

[second edition]

132. It goes right along with the hand holding about a month ago! n/t

[Name removed]

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[maxrandb]

141. But He Wants the Rest of America to "Cowboy-Up" n/t

[Deja Q]

145. BINGO!

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[And so it goes]

146. Draft Young Republicans: Las Vegas July 6-10

http://www.operationyellowelephant.com

http://www.yrnc2005.com

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